The Bean Battles

The Bean Battles are basically a set of crusades held in 2015-2029 and 5720+ during the NPC-Freaky War in order to protect Bean Khan's reign from the NPCs or other enemies who invade Bean Khan's Mean Bean Palace along with his own freaky planet that he conquered after the destruction of Earth known as Planet Bean. Wario steals the beans from Dr. Robotnik to make Freaky Beans that are gooners, and very freaky. Other soldiers known as M&Ms have been around to fight in the wars. Mr. Game & Watch always believes he can push Mr. Bean's Mongolian hordes back however he always loses and constantly fails at defeating Mr. Bean. The British in particular are the number 1 NPC forces to fight against the Bean Army. Other people named Khan had also tried to take back the Bean title from Bean Khan, but they always lose.