Black Dahlia
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| If Black Dahlia?'s her name. It would imply that there would also be a White Dahlia out there too? | ||
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Sex |
SAW Fan | |
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Date of Birth |
A date so distant, that yo old ass mama remembers her when she took a selfie with Hitler | |
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Affiliation(s) |
The Medicis
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Occupation(s) |
Networking over 89 Sex Trafficking Rings Worldwide
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Criminal Record |
Doing 9/11 | |
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First Appearance |
ThugHunter.com | |
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Role |
Da Granny who makes all da ruuls | |
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Male Counterpart |
Andrew Tate (A.K.A Darth Vader on his FurAffinity) | |
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Rule34 Images Total |
197 | |
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Onlyfans |
A pimp of 500 OnlyFans accounts | |
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Status |
Somehow still alive and kicking | |
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Black Dahlia (ブラック・ダリア Burakku Daria) is the top goblin of the Medici Family in New Meridian, and known for running a sex cult deep within the belly of the family, that only her followers and patrons know of. She is why the family is a high exporter of human sex trafficking, the highest in the Canopy Kingdom, with only Life of Luxury just falling short behind. She had been working with the family for over 14 years, and lived in New Meridian for all her life. Never leaving the city even once. One of the main reasons why she loves to only stay in New Meridian is its perpetual state of edging between real life Detroit, Birmingham, the entire state of Ohio and Craiova (Romania), for no god knows what the fuck is going to happen in the next picosecond. Being old, she is accustomed to just about anything so LITERALLY ANYTHING out of the ordinary will genuinely make her marginally more happy (such as being beaten the shit out of).
She lost her arm and legs to Skullduggery Pleasent. Underestimating him she charged at him whilst he got the high ground and consequently faced her mistake. She seeks a day where she could grind his bones to make her bread.
She's so old, she IS the first anti-skullgirl cyborg in history.
At least three things she does warrant a Dragon Ball Z reference, which I cannot make, for I never watched anime, but it's something along the lines of:
"-they disappeared?"
"No they are just moving really fast".
Abilities, Skills and Tools Up Her Sleeve:[edit | edit source]
- A LONG list of things that can be described as a "knife".
- Demoman tf2 graded grenade launcher with custom ammunition, including but not limited to:
- DeGroot elite grade 60 mm Rounds.
- Ammunition stolen from Metal Slug.
- A thundercloud in a shell.
- Stolen signal flare rounds from Pyro TF2 (Wanted by the PyroShark Association).
- GigaChill™️ rounds with Real+™️ (sponsored by Mysterio from Marvel) HardWater™️ (sponsored by Arktos from Tabaluga and Mr Freeze from DC comics).
- The entirety of deforestation industries condensed and miniaturized into her legs.
- Bombs, stolen from terrorists from another famous game, Rope and Lamp oil not included.
- A TotallyNotOil™️ barrel stolen from the place of origin of said terrorists (I SWEAR IT IS NOT OIL WE DON'T NEED OPERATION DESERT STORM REPEATED OH GOD OH FUCK).
- A Brothel with hardened British lasses, with at least 2 femboys.
- 2020s Disney Female Writing so powerful, she'll tell anyone to go make HER a sandwich.
Known interests:[edit | edit source]
- Whatever the fuck is going on in New Meridian.
- Killing a zombie maid and a cartoon cyborg.
- Obtaining that onion ring of might from that mangy cat girl.
- Drinking the blood of the young to regain her youth.
- Forcing Klara Timiryazeva to build more brothels
- Making very horrible land deals that would cause Jakrapanth Thomma to crash out
- Drinking more blood of the young
- Throwing hands with Mahiru Koizumi
- Kicking Dan McNeely in the testicles
- Ordering Bui around