Guard Duck

Theodosius Hampton Castro, also known as Guard Duck, is a freaky ass duck that's a guard who conducts several drone strikes and, if he's feeling slightly bored, launches ballistic nuclear bombs to places just for fun. He also has a general love for committing arson, smoking, snorting cocaine and having a chronic porn addiction. He has an insanely high kill count of over 6.9 sextillion characters.