Guard Duck

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Theodosius Hampton Castro, also known as Guard Duck, is a freaky ass duck that's a guard who conducts several drone strikes and, if he's feeling slightly bored, launches ballistic nuclear bombs to places for fun. He also has a general love for committing arson, snorting coke and having a chronic porn addiction. He has an insanely high kill count of over 6.9 sextillion characters.

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