User:Solidus Vesna
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Real Name |
Solidus Vesna | |
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Alias(es) |
Who? | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
idfk | |
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Residence |
The Mountains | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Doesn't really know | |
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Occupation(s) |
Professional gooner | |
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Onlyfans |
no | |
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Status |
alive | |
“Vesna, those final days in the saga server were as real as they come… Every day was absolute, split between Being a Lolcow and Acting Normal. You ran from it, and now, you’ve been lead back to Saga by something less than real.”
“Unless you kill me and face your past, Vesna, you will never escape. You’ll stay in the endless loop — your own double helix.”
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job
I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop
I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk
But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love
In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up
Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up
Blistered knuckles, I won't quit
I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter
Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live
I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin'
Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need
I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day
I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet
I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake
And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate
I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now
I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow
I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin'
King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah
Dearest Brother... Yes Dearest Sister... I miss Mr. Dan... Dearest Sister we shall see him again one day... Wapo... Wapo.... Wapo .... Wapo ... WAPO... WAPO.... WAPO.... WAPO... WAPO WAPO