ChudBob SoyPants

Chudbob Soypants
The Man Himself
Alias(es)	Chud Chuddy Racist Spongebob
Species	Sponge
Sex	Male
Date of Birth	Unknown
Nationality	Soy
Relative(s)	𝕲𝕬𝕹𝕲𝕾𝕿𝕬𝕭𝕺𝕭(Evil Counterpart) Modern Spongebob(Brother) Crazy Spongebob(Half-Brother)
Residence	Probably in a bunker
Affiliation(s)	The Shadow Thieves The Sharty
Criminal Record	A lot
Rank	A-
Role	Overarching Antagonist
Goals	Have a game on the DS(Succeeded) Kill Canada(Failed) Be on New Times Square(Succeeded) Do Your Mum!(Failed)
Onlyfans	0_0
Status	Alive

"BILLIONS MUST FRY"

"Its over....Bikini Bottom has fallen"

ChudBob SoyPants(チャドボブ ソイパンツChudobobu soipantsu) is an anthropomorphic sponge who formerly lived in Bikini Bottom. He fucking hates the Sharty for ruining his kind even though they didn't do anything to him yet.

Despite Chudbob doing more crimes that any chud could do in the streets of Bikini Bottom with the exception of GangstaBob, he is a very different from other chuds because he just wants people to fry and be successful in life occasionally saying "Billions Must Smile" instead.

He is Nostalgia Critic's #1 Fan. He would later inspire EDP445 to become a mass shooter unintentionally with his statement "billions must die" in order to slowly reveal what is the meaning behind his work for the Härlequin Empire and his plan to save western civilization as a member of the Agency Against the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society and save Kek. He's rumored to be GangstaBob's nobody or replicant however he's just a salty sponge lolcow with glasses.

Biography

Origins

Chudbob was born as a chud.

The day he went cwazy

"B̴̯̬͎̼̝̤̱̜͖̬̈́̔̀͐̆̒͘͜Ḯ̵̛͎͙̺̰̰̺̺̥͙̗̼̟͕̙̭̺̭͗̐͛̕̕͘ͅL̷̢̤͎̝̗̣̻͙̦͍͕̳̹̮̩̈̔̂͌̇̒̌̒̓̈́̃̓̇͛̋̄͐̑̕͘͘͘͝ͅL̸̨͚̬͉͔̃͛͊̀͛̀͋̇̉͛͗̒̐͊͑̽̉̕̚͠͝͠͝Í̷̢̗̱͚͈̥̪̞̯͔̳̰͉̰͇̮̹̰̮̼̓̒̈͛̑̅̊̑̽̿̓̍̾̆̌̈́̓̈́͜͜͝͠͝Ȏ̷̧̨̮̼̻͔͙͈͕̱̣̺̩̤̠̑͗͆́͊͂̏̂͑̄͊̒̀̆͑́̆͜͝ͅͅN̶̤̙̬̮̅͐̀̊͋̓̂͋͆͛́͒́̋̑̈́͝͝S̸͓̉̆͊̾̀́͗̀̊͑̓̀̒̇̏͌́̀͠͠ ̷̨̪͙͓͓̘͖̓̀̿̈́̀̍̽̍͝ͅM̴͈̺̫̹̬͖͖̟̥̥̀͆͗̓͌̉͗͑̋̅͘͜͝ͅU̴̧̼͔̱͋͊̉͊̔̒̂̅̃̾̎̿͆̀̇͒̓̽̋͘͝S̶̨̧̨̠͇̩̦̼̟͍̹̰͓̰̮̞̦͚̤͕̔̀͗̈́̑̀̌̒͑͜͜͝T̷̡̧̛̪̯̠̝̜̘̟̹̝̝͂̀̐̾̈́̑̃̇̃̓̒̈̑̇̕̚͝͝͝ ̶̨͉̙͇̦͍̰̞̲̻̯̯̘̭̩̜̘̞̲̮͍̋̈́̏̄͂̈̂̏͆̿͑̓̾̂̑F̷̢̧̦̖̦̼̮̘̘͕̦̟̰͍̜̪̖̘̳͇̉̾̂̏̇̐́͐́̈́́͂̕͝͠R̷̢̢̧̠̮̘̻̲͖̼͚̙̖̓̂̾̾́́͋̇̊̉̔̓́́̿̍͗̔͠͝͝Y̸̨̡̦͎͎̹̯̭̤̭̱̏̈́̑̊̀"

Prior to this, he was a Krusty Kock worker who was loyal to Mr. Krack but everything went wrong when Soywad said that billions can't fry because they aren't underpaid fast food workers who don't even get paid. This thing enraged Chudbob so he had a plan to teach Soywad that billions can fry by shoving his head on the grill, automatically killing him. Chudbob was worried that Mr. Krack would find out Soywad's death so he dug him in the Jellyfish fields and ran as fast as he can so nobody would see.

Chudbob was fine for the next couple of days until the news found about Soywad's murder and wanted somebody to speak up about his death, so Chudbob's next plan is to cut Mr. Kack's eyes out and could never see anything ever again. He went up to Mr. Krack and sneaked behind to cut his eyes but this didn't automatically kill him, instead he called the police and they were coming left and right to kill Chudbob.

Chudbob's only way out is to attack a unsuspecting police officer and steal his gun to kill everybody but he wasn't very smart so he thought of another plan about the bombs in the freezer. He bombed all over in the Krusty Kock and stole one of the officer's gun to get away, so he did the Bikini Bottom Massacre which killed everybody except Poopdick Star and Saggy Cheeks.

Operation: Kill Canada

After watching many Nostalgia Critic's many videos in his bunker, he found one about the many bad Canadian commercials, like the one where puppets say don't put dicks in your mouth or the one where a fucking tv talks about being lonely, or the one where a woman spills hot water over her and dies. Chudbob got a brilliant idea to kill Canada to stop the bad commercials but Canada was controlled by EDP445.

Chudbob wanted to kill EDP445 and invade the land with his homie, Gangster Patrick who hated Gangster Spongebob's guts, so they stormed in and killed as many minions as possible to reach the parliament area, but EDP445 wasn't there. Chudbob was informed by a centrist politician to stop our many protagonists from blocking the gates to the holy land. Chudbob the killed the informer and fled to the CBC to assume enough control to stop the commercials. But he failed in the end, as Canadian ads still exist today.

Things he does now

He is currently a famous person on New Times Square and even got his own DS Game but soon enough, his waifu; Saggy Cheeks died to Mr. Game and Watch from his Furry Massacre. He now joined the Shadow Thieves to become a more powerful person to stop dickheads from killing more precious waifus.

I think he's also against Fanboy and Chum Chum ruining the country's stability but I could be wrong.

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