Undefeatables

𒆜𓂀 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 𓂀𒆜

The Undefeatables
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"Roundhouse Kick"
General Information
Commanders:	Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris Captain 0(Operator)
Historical Information
Foundation:	Unknown
Other Information
Attributes:	Being Undefeatable
Goals:	Protect the empire, dominate opponents, and maintain undefeated status.

The Undefeatables (無敵, Muteki), also known as the Unbeatables at Home, are an almighty group of tyrannical gods that existed within the UnUniverse and now serve as elite members of the Astra Militarum and the de-facto leaders of the Agency Against the Freaky Society. Legend states that they have existed before any other life forms in their known universe, and they are the most powerful beings within said universe, hence the name "Undefeatables", even being immune to the deadly Weegee Stare. They are lead by Chuck Norris with Captain 0 being their PR guy. There are seven Undefeatables that shall remain the masters of the UnUniverse through all of time. Underneath them are 21 "gods" with now only 23 being actual servants to Chuck Norris after the time skip. Before the destruction of Earth, they lived on a floating paradise outside the UnUniverse. After the planet's destruction by the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧, they officially joined the Astra Militarum along with the former members of Yggdrasil who had been pulled into the vastness of the Omniverse after the Dimensional Merge.

Each member is known for being two things: being a set of replicant "nobodies" and mary-sue stupidheroes from an era of stale overused memes known as the "Wild West of the internet" while lying about winning battles within the UnUniverse. Each member, apart from Shaggy, is a bootlicker to Chuck Norris, the only member within the Undefeatables capable of actually holding a fight against any 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 deity. Captain 0, as mentioned before, is the PR guy of the number captains who is there to encourage each failure that they are still worth something.

Another team known as the Unbeatables have risen up against Captain 0's corruption arguing that his war against Captain 1 is now all for nothing, the former right hand man and apprentice to Perkins Miller whose dead name is being used by Mr. Game & Watch to incite terrorists for the NPCs to fight. Captain 0 protected the Undefeatables from the BnL and F.E.E.T merger to make sure that F.E.E.T.'s ruthless justice system would not merge to protect the message of satire, however he had become useless against his handlers. The Unbeatables seek to dethrone Chuck Norris and show the world that he along with Captain 0 have lost their touch as they rule the UnAnything Universe through sheer fear and censorship brought by the desire to fight the actual greater evils who ruin civilization. Captain 0 would later leave and try to reason with the freakers and find out that he was created by Smart Mort along with the other number captains using Snap from Chalk Zone as a blueprint. Captain 3 in particular was originally supposed to be a freaky supervillain, while the previous number captains were made to be heroic in order for Captain 3 to become a number terrorist, but Captain 3 became Mr. Game & Watch, one of the most useful NPCs by accident.

At the same time, it has recently been revealed that the Undefeatable Marx is gathering his own artificial cyborg army to challenge the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety and the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 ⛧ allied group, the Jambra Forge.

Members

Upper Council of Undefeatables

The Upper Council is mostly comprised of beings that are representative of stale memes and outdated internet humor.

• Chuck Norris: The lord of awesomeness itself and "tyrant" of the UnUniverse at least from the perspective of villain protagonists Wario and Waluigi and their WAAAGH who had been a laughingstock in Chuck Norris' presence prior to Shaggy splitting off to form the new band of Unbeatables. He is a tool of the Imperium seeking to save civilization, and a fierce enemy of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety. The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety is literally jealous of him and Wario's petty revenge against him is apart of his rebranding as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 from changing his WaMinions into 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tures, using the HaloBob GunPants franchise to profit off the damage he himself caused, and repackaging the WaReligion into 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.
  • Chuck Norriseegee: A Weegified clone of Chuck Norris. Also known as C6. He was once seen as a loser before being trained by Chuck Norris
  • Lean-Chuck Norris: A Lean Clone of Chuck Norris. Also known as C7. Completely inferior to the original and was a sad attempt by the Imperium to replicate his awesomeness.
• Captain 0: The mascot of UnAnything Wiki. Super ass this time around. He would later leave and join the Unbeatables as a spy not for Chuck Norris, but for Freakystian to make sure the relics go to a former hero team aligned with trolls and not out of touch NPCs.
• Bruce Lee: A weaker, but fiercer Asian version of Chuck Norris. One of the few people to master the Sixth Sense. Secretly a successor to Chuck Norris himself after Shaggy quit.
• Tien Shinhan: Another shitty Dragon Ball character who hates the fuck out of 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob and anything degenerate. Was promoted to the upper council in this universe in an effort to distract the enemies of the Undefeatables away from their fall from grace and bury the state of anti-UnUniverse sentiment under the rug. He created the Agency Against the Freaky Society in an effort to bring new challengers knowing that the Undefeatables are fodder.
• Kek: Another entity not originally apart of the Undefeatables Council seeking to funnel Tien Shinhan's regime after it was discovered that Dan McNeely praised Kek everyday in support of Pepe spam. Chuck Norris let him in after seeing Dan McNeely feed him a large collection of dank memes knowing he was the source of many great memes, but unfortunately for him the Unbeatables have to challenge him to obtain the relics for himself, Mort wants to kill him in order to kill the Sun God who defends the relic. The destruction of the Sun God would be devastating to all of western civilization. However at the same time Kek ruined 4chan after saving it from the Neo-Satanists.
• Bob Saget: A fierce apostle. Why is a literal demon allowed to be on a team with supposed "heroes"? It's almost like the Undefeatables are hypocritical dictators...
• Mr. T: Super-powerful and unbeatable in the past, now he is complete fodder and just sits on his ass playing World of Warcraft.
• Billy Mays: Legacy faded not with a bang, but with a whimper.
• Cyber-Dee: Another Kirby-like organism. Known for his Matrix-like reflexes and martial arts capable of impressing Chuck Norris.
• UnAnything Team: The UnAnything Team's whereabout remain unknown.

Lower Council of Undefeatables

The Lower Council consists of people who stood on the UnRank Scales, balanced against the Forces of the UnUniverse and lived to tell the tale. Many of these aren't real council members and simply hold an honorary title of "undefeatable" but are treated as official members due to their UnRank scale which is determined by Chuck Norris and Captain 0 by how close they are worthy of being within the ranks of Chuck Norris. They were reassembled as a team to serve the ranks of the Agency Against the Freaky Society once more after the time-skip.

• The Awesome One: Some dickhead who's totally not Chuck Norris.
• Godzilla: Fodder dinosaur with an appetite for destruction.
• Goku: His power level is OVER 9000. In other terms, weak fodder.
• Sackboy: A god of creation and destruction. Smallest of the Undefeatables under ordinary circumstances.
• T-2500.5: A giant ass robot who defeated an Undefeatable.
• Giygas: Evil incarnate. H...A...P...P...Y?
• Herobrine: Dumbass creepypasta spectre that haunts Minecraft players. Likes McDonald's shamrock shakes, redstone (blood) and Halloween. Fluent in English, Swedish, binary, hexadecimal and spectrogram.
• Warui: Claims to be source of the Wa Phenomenon, but in reality is a C'tan fragment of the Necron god, Deceiver, too cowardly to rebel against the Imperium. In reality Wario created the Wa Phenomenon himself. Years later he would resurface again now fully known as a Necron god, to cope with his other fragments being tools for the Necrons. Warui's followers claim that Wario now as FreakyBob made up his backstory in both the Wario franchise and the Freaky Saga out of a distaste for Wario's vile nature as a trickster and con-artist. In addition, he and his followers seek to either downplay or change the nature of Wario's nature to make him either a useless enemy or the second coming of "Gog and Magog." Wario doesn't seek empathy or control over the masses like other enemies like Sauron do, but to disgust others by showing how revolting he and his buddy Waluigi are as deranged anti-society maniacs too chaotic to be reasoned with. Warui's appearance is currently unknown, but he is one of the few Xenos threats controlled by the Imperium for propaganda purposes, as the Necrons themselves are too misanthropic to infiltrate the Imperium. He is typically spotted near "netural" settlements to cause disinformation and chaos to those that oppose the Imperium of Gods with the end game being a full on Necron assault. Michael Scott Clownfish is his favorite follower once being a shareholder to WarioWare Inc. and has been caught in several scandals from claiming to create Wario as well as plans to defame him as a conman of his own making after he was conned.
• Telephobia: When Chuck Norris successfully genocided almost all Teletubbies from the realm of light, he made sure that that their chaos worshipping leader would be enslaved to remind future generations how dangerous the Teletubbies really are. Telephobia gets around 30 daily beatings of Chuck Norris's signature roundhouse kick each day to use as target practice. But despite being enslaved, he has a lot of power, being the ultimate form of Tinky Winky.
• Father Bogan: Made lotsa planets. Former ruler of the Local Group of galaxies.

Relationships

Affiliations

Bosses / The Imperium

These individual act as the superiors to the Undefeatables and are elite members of the Imperium.

• G-Man
• Infinity

Associates

These people help the Undefeatables and are thus part of the Undefeatable organization, often staying in Undefeatable Palace or adjacent places. They are not Undefeatables themselves, though.

• DaBaby Convertible: A replacement of Thomas after his betrayal.
• Percy the Small Engine: Transport for Mr. T.
• Capricorn, The Horned Gish: Their pet gish (goat fish).
• Lords of Childhood: Santa Claus is coming back to help out his old Undefeatable team members having once held a position in the past.

Fans

While there's a lot of people who are massive fanboys of the Undefeatable, there's simply just too many to list. However, these ones are the most prominent.

• Shao Kahn: Is seen as too "evil" to join.
• Weegee: Banned from being an Undefeatable for posing a threat to the UnUniverse before.
• Hergee: Is currently on his own quest to track down Sqeegee and has not communicated with any other living being for a long time. Moreover, his UnRank has never been actually measured.
• Captain 1,000: The Number Pope. Rivals some of the Lower Council in raw strength. Still defeatable though.
• Bedrock: A nigh-indestructible ore found in white dwarf stars. UnModders like GregoriusT and Flowerchild are aware that Bedrock is actually fodder. First created by Chuck Norris to act as a frame for the Undefeatable Palace.

Enemies

Traitors

Members who betrayed and left the council.

• Shaggy Rogers: A worthy successor and protégé of Chuck Norris. Originally positioned to be the second leader of the Undefeatables from the shadows but would soon see Chuck Norris as a shell of his former self resulting in him forming his own team to put an end to his tyranny known as the Unbeatables right after witnessing his friends lose battles.
• Matt: A former associate of the council. Would soon join Shaggy on his quest to defeat the Undefeatables once and for all. Is currently Shaggy's second-in-command within the Unbeatables.
• Cthulhu: Incomprehensible outer god or something. Serves as a summon for Eric Cartman, an Elite member of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society! serving as the Head Secretary. Left the council way before the Unbeatables existed to initially cause terror to South Park residents. Source of the Bloop sound (that was his fart).
• Thomas the Tank Engine: Was Chuck Norris' trusty taxi but would see the Imperium's negative influence and leave the council.
• James the Red Engine: Would leave Thomas and the Council to join the Space Cats.
• WaPo: Got a little too greedy, decided to destroy some planets, then defeated in the 27 Day Battle of Epicness.
• Thannos: Was once a member of the Lower Council, but he accidentally snapped himself away thanks to an Uno Reverse Card.
• T-5001: Was once part of the Upper Council before being defeated by T-2500.5. Now spends his time helping as the UnWorld's core.
• Tierboskat: Totally not a self-insert. Tierboskat hasn't revealed himself yet, but evidence suggests that he's left the Undefeatables in this UnUniverse and started a splinter group of his own.
• Marx: A strange, amorphous organism resembling Kirby. Can fire LAZORS powerful enough to fry all of Sparta. Later became a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society! ally.

Chaos

#1 Enemies ordered by the Imperium.

• Gorefield: True form of Garfield and the leader of the Space Cats. Loves neutron lasagna. Currently seeks to regain his splintered consciousness across the multiverse to regain his Chaos God form.
• Thanos: Killed half the UnUniverse.
• Happycat: The former lord of animal justice. Now a violent anti-human extremist under Gorefield.
• Ceiling Cat: ...is watching you get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. That's creepy.
• Basement Cat: Whereabouts unconfirmed.
• Dunecat: Arrakis, his personal litterbox around the white supergiant Canopus, is a valuable planet due to its deposits of Spice. It lies abandoned due to his enslavement under Gorefield.
• Gravity Cat: Once a popular Garry's Mod entity. Now a slave to Gorefield.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Literally every 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety member EVER.