Eric Cartman
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"Butters if I were to knock you out and suck your dick for 5 hours straight I would be less gay than you are for playing this fucking game." - Eric Cartman
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 | |
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Businessman | |
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South Park Residences | |
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Kyle Broflovski (Ex-Frienenemy) | |
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Chaotic Evil | |
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โโ Pale Orange | |
Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to as simply Cartman, was one of the four primary characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants adult spin-off series, South Park, alongside Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. After the events of the Meme Saga, Eric Cartman would his newfound godly powers to try to take down (((them))), who are the unknown entity infamously known for killing Kenny every episode, where he makes a cameo alongside other South Park characters leading to the time skip.
After the timeskip, Cartman was introduced as an inspiring businessman who converted into Judaism and later would get involved with the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Society! and become their lawyer anytime they would get in serious legal trouble. He also started his own religion known as ๐๐ช๐ทism since he likes ๐๐ช๐ท a lot and always calls him "Crazy Old Dude". He is 36 years old.
Biography
1989 Saga
Coming soon. (This is just what is already in South Park)
He was born on July 1, 1989 to Liane Cartman, a notorious whore in South Park. Cartman was conceived 7 months earlier when Liane accidentally got pregnant with him after fucking Jack Tennorman, a random Broncos player, as part of her job.
3 years later, in 1992, Cartman first met the rest of the boys in kindergarten, they all instantly became friends but the friendship would gradually deteriorate over time.
