Smugward
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Giant Pacific Octopus | |
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SmugMale | |
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Alive | |
| “ | THEY'RE GONNA FIND FIBERS OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE BODY! PIECES STREWN ACROSS MILES AND MILES OF FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE! | ” |
Smuggington "Smug" Ward (otherwise known as Smug Ward) is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's main rival before the events of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga as well as the rival against Handsome Squidward, the Troll Empire icon for the Green Anons, starting off as a minor rival in the Meme Saga in which the NPC Alliance was still getting established, and would later be a major antagonist for the second half of Act 1 prior to the destruction of Earth, but after the Collapse of Bikini Bottom. Formerly Squidward Tentacles himself prior to getting infected by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂cooties. He would be one of the first freaktures being made before the Meme Saga and during the second half of the 00s post 2004 along with Modest Bob. The failure of those two Freaktures lead to 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob needing to create Freaktures not based on previous existing bodies as most that infect regular citizens tend to be not 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and backfire on him. At some point 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob would make actual infectious 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂cooties that don't backfire post-COVID. Being one of the first unsuccessful 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tures in a line of formerly successful infected allies, Smugward would be one of the first to outright oppose 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob, feeling home within the Cephalopod Lodge who would later wage war in the ocean promoting the rise of the World Economic Forum and the Purification Committee's influence, an organization designed to purify any worlds that were infected with anything that was the opposite of pure. Smugward prior to making enemies of the Committee would successfully drive SpongeBob and allies out of the sea along with witness the last days of the Neptune regime and the rise of Vexter Finchard, a corrupt senator that was seeking to watch Neptune die at the hands of Kratos laid waste to the ocean to fight against the population that remained.
Instead of doing freaky things, he does positive things instead. He is also xenophobic and wants to live a life without chaos and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ness. He had enough of his antics and started a cult with the Cephalopod Lodge to drive out the chaos because he had enough and formed the Cult of Smug which eventually allied with the Red Anons of the Tröll Empire, a chaos faction that was opposed to Squidward and the Tröll King's Green Anons. Later he would conquer planets and wage war against the Freaky SUSiety over various territories that otherwise would belong to FreakyBob. At the start of the NPC-𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 War, he would later come back as Darkseid's second in command. Smugward's cult differs from 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂Bob's SUSiety in one way, he wants to restore the old ways before he screwed everything up with his cult, however he's not an NPC who has the same goal since Smugward cares only about himself and his own goals.
History
Inserted a pipe bomb inside a toilet at an Arby's restaurant
Replaced taco bell's food with Indian street food to show "the Poo's" how it's done.