Scorch
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Scorch is Sgt. Hawk Tuah's flamethrower specialist. He is freaky. He hates the shit out of tans and NPCs and you should too.
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Scorch is a Green Nation/Bravo Company commando with just one superheated goal: to hear every Tan/NPC scream and melt and to smell the delicious smell of molten plastic. No wonder his bed is actually a box of matches. Scorch's love for fire is so powerful that it makes Beavis's love for fire look like a joke.
Scorch is in a sexual relationship with his own flamethrower even tho he's married to Daisy Duck
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too bad ladies he's married (to daisy duck)
