Kanako Ketsukane

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This may or may not be a Fullmetal Alchemist reference.

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⠀⠀Diet Coke Monday!!!!!!!!„

— Kanako

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⠀⠀I want to Die....„

— Kanako as a chimera

Kanako Ketsukane (ケツカネ カナコ), prounonced "Can-of-Coke", is the daughter of Ceroba and Chujin. She appears as the few if not only character that Dan, Perry, Spongebob, Squidward, and Diego treat as a little sister due to her parents negligence towards the little fox. She technically serves as one of the main tritagonists of the entire 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga.

Why do some Undertale Yellow fans sexualize this character even though she is a MINOR!!!!!!!!

Biography

Early Life and Childhood

This is what she thinks, poor child.

Kanako was a accident that Ceroba accidentally didn't use condoms on a mysterious person that even Chujin doesn't know about. Kanako was almost aborted as Ceroba hated fucking kids but the birth was successful. Kanako, as expected, was treated awful by her parents but still loved them. She often hanged out with Dan and Starlo, calling them both "Big Brother", she also hanged around with Dan's friends as they would go to Chuck E Cheese together.

Kanako was still drugged by Chujin because he's an asshole so this led to her having multiple disorders like Autism (Mild), ADHD, Schizophrenia, Paranoia, Anxiety, Bipolar Disorder, and a few other minor ones.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga

Space arc

Chimera Time

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Ceroba injected a serum made by a mysterious black figure to fix all of Kanako's mental disorders but Kanako suffered a lot during this and transformed into a chimera thing that is in pain every second. Dan and his goons came in and almost killed Ceroba but it was too late as Kanako can never get fixed ever again. She is currently under the hospitalization of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society while her Dad is in the group being freaked on because he is worthless as fuck. The team is currently working on a cure for this and might take a few seasons to complete but in the meanwhile she can talk fluently but that's the only thing that progressed now.

Dan's grief over Kanako's current state.

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  ITS STILL SPOOKY MONTH!!!