Abraham Lincoln

“	Dis' dude killed my confederate homies *sad sounds*	”
-Old Man Jenkins

The guy with the hat.

He killed Robert. E. Lee with just his beard.

He made Ulysses S. Grant best friends with Kurt Cobain.

He turned Jefferson Davis into a femboy.

He's had sex with Queen Victoria(Queen of the Shortstacks).

John Wilkes Booth shits and pisses himself every time he sees a image of this dude.

Old Man Jenkins is his arch-rival.

Lincoln died a hero.

Idk if this is good or bad but Robert E Lee got revived by Mr. Game & Watch just for Lee to get enslaved by him.