Heinz Ketchup

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Heinz Ketchup also known as the True "Boogeyman" of the Leprechauns on Earth is an NPC bastard who hates A1 Steak Sauce. He is the German leader of the Celtic and Germanic group fraternity and fellowship, Blut und Ketch'em formerly known as Club 57, a Freemason and Satanic organization that existed during the Meme Saga as well as the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga being a member of Skull & Bones leading assassination squads into Yggdrasil straight from Earth. He and his members don't really care about the war between NPCs and Freakies or the war between light and dark. His goal is to simply keep esoteric knowledge in secret away from the public while keeping the Leprechauns away from the greater part of society. He considers understanding light of Lucifer to be a path to enlightenment, but isn't on the side of the Neo-Satanists, he is one of the heads of the liberals within the NPC Alliance. He often sprays his red Heinz blood towards followers. His best friend is Oregon who has spread the cult to well, Oregon along with Kraft of Kraft Heinz and Chef Boyardee. His neoliberal freemason beliefs are manifested through the Heinz Doctrine. Oregon currently runs the Blut und Ketch'em fellowship and freemason cult with Chef Boyardee as the operator while Heinz can sit back and enjoy immortality using all the adrenochrome he has harvested over the years. He is currently a board member within the Bilderberg Group under the guidance of Klaus "Head Pixie" Schwab.

Facts About Heinz Ketchup

  • He hates A1 Steak Sauce
  • He hates Mustard
  • He defected from the Neturals to side with the Imperium.
  • The ritual of Das Große Blutgießen der 57 Sorten (The Great Blood Pouring of 57 Varieties) is used on follow Blut und Ketch'em fellowship members.
  • Celtic symbols drawn in Ketchup are often left behind on dead bodies.
  • Heinz Ketchup is described as the first Leprechaun hunter pouring deep red Ketchup from his Ketchup body all over the Leprechaun bitches he has killed.
  • Blut und Ketch'em is not apart of the Neo-Satanists, but are instead NPCs with knowledge of the dark arts. Oregonball however would be given orders that would make him a Neo-Satanist ally after the time-skip.
  • He once spayed his Heinz all over after practicing the Scottish Rite within the freemasons.