The Sandvich
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Real Name |
Sandvich | |
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Alias(es) |
"Sandwich" | |
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Species |
Sandvich | |
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Sex |
Sandvich | |
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Date of Birth |
August 19th, 2008 | |
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Nationality |
Sandvich | |
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Relative(s) |
The Heavy (father) The Medic (father 2: electric boogaloo) | |
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Residence |
Where Heavy is, there's home :3 | |
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Affiliation(s) |
The Team (TF2) | |
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Occupation(s) |
Sandvich | |
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Rank |
Sandvich | |
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First Appearance |
TF2 Unreleased TF2 Comic #7 | |
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Role |
Sandvich | |
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Actor |
Sandvich | |
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Onlyfans |
Yes. | |
“ ... ” -The Sandvich in "Meet the Sandvich"
The Sandvich is a food god that can be summoned through the summoning ritual. Other stuff here idk
Summary[edit | edit source]
The Sandvich is a powerful source that even managed to end the Engineer in his god form.
Sandviches can usually be spotted inside fridges, and especially in Heavy's pocket (he also carries an emergency Sandvich between his butt cracks). If he wears a fancy winter hat and a funny beard he might even share it.
According to foodologists, a sandwich gets created when a bread and a fillings pair with each other. "The average lifespan is approximately 2 minutes at max.
Appearance[edit | edit source]
Olive
toothpick (for olive)
Slice of Bread (1/2)
Salad
Tomatoes (2x)
Cheese (3x)
Ham (2x)
Slice of Bread (2/2)
History[edit | edit source]
Heavy created the Sandvich in a cold winter night in the deep Dgtztzurgduzzt (I'm sure thats written that way) mountains. He was hungry so he killed a bear for ham and milked a local penguin to create the cheese. For the tomatoes he cut someones freezing balls of and whatever the salad is made of. He had the bread already with him and created the first Sandvich. It tasted like shit but he quickly found out about its potential.
Heavy continued perfectovizing the Sandvich technique until he became the first Sandvich master known to man.
Once Nikocado Avocado tried to steal his Sandviches because he was """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""starving""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" but the Sandvich said no and it was legally not allowed for Nikocado to eat the Sandvich without its consent.
In the unreleased TF2 comic #7, the Sandvich managed to weaken the in god form Engineer by giving him an allergic peanut butter reaction, after he got rubbed deply with that soft peenut creme.
Heavy continued to create new Sandviches until in the Mannvich ending, Sandviches went officially extinct after this day.
| “ | Sandvich and I are cumming! | ” |
-The Heavy (somewhere in history) | ||
Relationships[edit | edit source]
Heavy: Loves them like his guns.
Medic: Likes fishing them out of Heavy.
Notes[edit | edit source]
- Sandviches are able to give consumer a temporary Homo-Energy boost for 69 seconds.
- Has murdered 7 children.
- The Sandvich does indeed have Rule34 images...
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