Unyin Stick

A powerful scepter with a strong smelling aura that repels many. Created in the salt smelling swamps by the druid: Fern and used for a short amount of time before Donkey Scout stole it to rizz up. Those who are too beta to wield to stick will cry unconditionally for many hours.

The wand is capable of summoning green gasses that blows people away and create difficult to breath mists.

Lore has it that if one shoves it up their poo hole, they'll learn the entire history and lore of onions.