Coochie Bee
| Yellow Fairy | ||
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| Wanna read MacBeth with me, Skibidi Toilet? | ||
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Alias(es) |
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Species |
Furry | |
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Sex |
Woman | |
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Relative(s) |
Butthead (fiancé) | |
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Residence |
Some fucked up Nursery School | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Banban's Crypto Currency Scam | |
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Occupation(s) |
Spreading pollen and allergy contagions to make toddlers sick | |
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First Appearance |
Jaystation gets raped by Skibidi Banban | |
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Role |
Gardener No.1643 | |
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Onlyfans |
Probably, idk or care | |
“⠀⠀Coochie Bee„
— You just have to beelieve in yourself
Coochie Bee loves sniffing stuff (especially hair and purple flowers) and would persist in sessions if she wasn't also paradoxically shy, especially when people, who had to deal with her need, shout at her to cut that invasive uncomfortable shit out. How does this paradox happen? Simple; autism. Not even the bald are safe, she must sniff their head musk, there's never enough hair phonk to sate her.
She spends her days busy reading the same books over and over when she's supposed to be gardening and stuff. Plinky Plonky the Gumball Machine, her overseer, hates her for slacking off instead of doing her damn job.
Her favourite book is Five Nights at Freddy's The Silver Eyes and Yellow Bird's Class 9 Biology.
She is currently dating online and getting catfished with Butthead. She believes he looks exactly like how she imagines Samson from the book of Judges.
She fucking hates Opilla Bird because the bird wants to eat her.
