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Him ready to END mental illnesses

Max Stryker (マックス・ストライカー, Makkusu Sutoraikā), born Max Ronald Harris is a mentally ill YouTuber dedicated to "empowering" teh kidz by making super edgy cool epic Hotline Miami videos where he takes down teh pedos (except he's never gotten a single one in prison). When confronted about this, he claims that his stories take place in an alternate pizzagate universe where kid-diddlers have taken over society. He also made a snuff video disguised as a PSA of a girl (fortunately played by an adult actress) getting raped in a shed somewhere.

For fuck's sake, even Cool Cat is better at saving kids than this dude.

Muh luhviathans r cumming

me when no obese emo pussy

One of the ugly snow bunnies Camdan was sleeping with ended up dumping him and running to Mamamax for help, claiming that at 16 he lured her and encouraged her to run away from her family to join a super spooky totally real vampire werewolf Wattpad fanfiction cult where they molested kids and shit. From there, she left her home in Suburban Dallas, Texas all the way to Atlanta, Georgia. She was supposedly raped on the way there at a bus stop in Missouri (either there or Arkansas idfk), but she refused to let this deter her from her spooky scary Halloween monster mash odyssey. IDK what kind of 16-year-old is retarded enough to fall for something like that, but Mamamax never seems to question her so he doesn't get accused of "muh victim-blaming" or some other gen z white woman bullshit excuse. After supposedly being 'bused by Camdan and having a bunch of miscarriages from him repeatedly knocking her up and beating her, she decides to dump him and live in a halfway house, eventually living with Mamamax so he could be her sugar daddy. Along with Spencer, there were a bunch of other fugly-ass hot topic looking white girls claiming that they were "survivors" (not really much of a flex, I don't think it's that hard to survive a spooky black man's haunted house attraction) of Camden. Once Mamamax got the story, he temporarily renamed his Youtube Channel to "God Cult" and made a super spooky cult initiation video with a bunch of super deep philosophical questions like "if God told you 'hey go kill that annoying fucking iPad kid over there' would you do it?" or "so basically there's two alien races fighting each other and both of them have killed kids, based off of this, which one will win?" Where he then recanted Spencer's sob story. He then begged a shit-ton of other YouTubers into talking about this 100% legitimate case, and attempted to morally blackmail them by saying shit like "if you ignore this you're evil because you don't heckin care about teh children!!!!1!!!" He then went full-on monkey mode after his senpai Penguinz0 didn't respond to his Discord messages, and screamed "I'M TEH PEDO HUNTER I COULD LITERALLY CANCEL YOU!!!!!!!1!!" as a threat. After nearly a year-long hiatus after everyone took the piss on Mamamax's bullshit, he returned making a video claiming that we're all under mass psychosis and that he's still RIGHT and your still WRONG.

Relationship to Fanboy and Chum Chum

As Camdan is an ally to Kyle, it is natural that Mamamax is on Fanboy and Chum Chum's side, as we all know he loves to protect the precious, precious children.

Ra̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ Rapping Career

In one of the videos of all time, Mamamax tries to rip off Derek Savage's talented rap artist Hood Rat, and shows off his r̶a̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ rapping skills in his epic original piece called "Prey", where he awkwardly sways around like an autistic child and describes how he wants to hunt down and skull-fuck pedoforks in hell (good luck with that with your track record). A piece so bad it ties with hits such as "All the Single Furries", a shartcore rendition of "Sweet Caroline" and "I Love Reshiram Married to Reshiram".