Chum Chum

One of the last REAL men in the world, he is best friends with Fanboy and often spends his days slaying all pussy in his vicinity. He is so manly, he has more testosterone than brains. However this didn't make him prideful and aggressive, rather, it made him the best at whatever he's interested; The Best Screamer, The Best Chimp Chomp Gamer and the Best Slurpee drinker.

As of now he has roasted 6,714 pussies, 13 times the size bigger than Genghis Khan.