Ayumu Kasuga

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"AMERICA YAAAAAA"

Lmaos
Osaka is prone to shitting herself, note she shouted fecalfunny, possibly hinting at a connection between her and Vinesauce joel


Osaka is the adopted son of Zigra and stepsister of Basil, and is secretly a friend of Super robo-patriot, it is possible that he was who taught her about the united states, she is very retarded, mad and dances to songs like this. Not only that but she is sexually attracted to her brother to the point that she pretends to get stuck in places no ordinary human would ever get stuck in, these include, but are not limited to:

  • a refrigerator
  • a fishtank
  • a microwave
  • a toaster
  • a washing machine

She is also extremely prone to shitting and peeing her pants, much to both her father and brother's annoyance

Running for president

Uhhhhhh
osaka giving a speech,

osaka ran for president in july 2028 and managed to beat joe biden and become the first ever female president of the united states, she then became a dictator and ruled the country with an iron fist before being stopped and overthrown a month later by Biggie Cheese Otis and Paul Blart

It is rumored that while she was president she turned the white house into her personal toilet

New government rules if Ayumu Kasuga if she became president:

  • Ban Homework
  • Kill all black people
  • Bans Xenogenders and replace it with the best ones like Pee/Pee, Shid/Fard, Poo/Poo