Hyper Realistic Sans

"Hey human... I have AIDS."

creep.

Basic Info

hyper realistic sans is an asocial weirdo who really likes sex and hates undertale despite being clearly just a pardoy of a specific character in it (you know whooo!!!) he is also a prostitute despite not exactly having a dick

he is not really important he just exist to exist?? who fucking knows not even i know :( anyway

he was once in a band called "𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℙ𝕆𝕆ℙ𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕊"

Poopshitter

He wrote their most popular song called "The First Drop".

Relationships

• Sans Griffin has said above, he does not want to be associated with him despite being possibly his brother. kinda silly if you think about it.
• Karkat Vantas the main reason he has AIDS…they hate eachother despite having had unprotected sex once.
• Steven DooDooverse they often interact despite hyper realistic sans finding him annoying and they hang out only because they both have some same opinion.
• Sans on a really bad term and he does not wanna be confused with him.

Diseases

• He has every STD ever.
• Cancer (he might or not have already be dead from it).
• Diabetes (if that can be considered a disease idk:( ).
• Unironically believes that the lorax (2012) movie was good film.
• tumblr sexyman.
• Scat Fetish (He is nasty).