Randrei Aleksandr

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Biographical Information


Randrei Aleksandr is a survivor in Blud debt and is the one who clogged Oksan's toilet during his mind-blowing 37th birthday he is a veteran of the Noobic Neto war and the protector of Ella Alyssa. Not much is known about him other than the fact that he is a member of the Turkish Shadow Government and the fact that he wiped out 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from Mainland China.

Randrei is known for his many affairs against his wife Ella Alyssa where he often has sex with one of his former enemies aka Jenson Barnes along with that he cheats a lot on Ella and gets punished for it via 24 hours of Very hard Girlboss pegging lol!! Anyways Randrei is the master of the Bruce Lee red Destroyer Jeet Kune Do which he uses to annihilates all the reds lol He is a major supporting character during the events of both season 1 and season 2 and sooner or later I will revamp this article

Appearance

Randrei has unkempt brown hair.

Season 1 + Randrei 99'

Randrei wears a green camo jacket with a light blue dress shirt underneath it with seven visible buttons. He wears the same brown belt with dark blue pants and black military boots. He also wears a brown watch on his right wrist.

Season 2

Randrei wears a black fur hat, along with a dark blue sweater, green military pants with a brown belt, and black military boots.

Larping Games

He Keeps his hat, and replaces his dark blue sweater with a short-sleeved shirt of the same color. He keeps his bottomwear and footwear.

Personality

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Early Life

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Oksan's Birthday

During Oksans very zased totally mindblowing 37th birthday party Randrei would Clog his toilet because he fucking could before hording half of the food to feed Ella with because her appointment was later that day. Sadly he couldn't use his powers of being able to wipe out 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds on Nikolai the moment he gave Oksan a very cool 45. cal round present

Canada Sim saga

On his way to Communist China Randrei slipped on banan and accidentally starred in Several thousand updates in Canada Sim with Ella. Then he stood up and was ready to kill 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China.

Randrei 99'

He killed 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds from mainland China. and stopped Lev Arguno from conquering the mainland for more info see Randrei 99'

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The Rest Of Season 1

After his extreme act of genocidal trolling against the fuckin' ugly reds in the events of Randrei 99 and later getting freaky with Jenson Barnes again Randrei returned home to his boring life with Ella in Kanata until many months later when Stanislav Jr., John Reed and Aphex Twin arrived at his house to bother him but not to truly bother him they were sent by the Turkish Shadow Government in order to find new members for their cause and due to Kaan Ozdil learning about his massacre on the reds they sought him out to join the Shadow Government. Randrei being as smart as ever and not who the fuck these 3 guys were tried to use his powerful kicks on them but then Stani dodged it and kicked him in the balls right in front of Ella. Randrei had been outmatched.... but he swallowed his pride realizing that he probably leave the boring life with Ella since sooner or later shes gonna end up probably using her girlboss strap on him Randrei reluctantly agreed to joined the group for the sake of literally once again avoiding the punishments from his many sigma affairs with his butt buddy Jenson and also because he is wanted for the genocide now due to new humanitarian laws.

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Season 2

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Gallery

Abilities

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Relationships

Important Characters
Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.John ReedStanislav Jr.Aphex TwinRandrei AleksandrPistacchio Joe
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