Fyodor Yelistratov
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President free fent
President Fyodor Yelistratov is the former President of the noobian Federation he was known for being one of the worst presidents of the country with his only good policy being the legalization of fentanyl He was described as a ruthless ruler who would oppress gamers, drunk drivers and people who beat their wives Fyodor is the one responsible for the great fent wars between the Nubagami and The trinity due to his free fentanyl policy. he is also the cousin to albanian defense minister Enver Halil Hoxha which is the lore reason to why he got his car after Hoxha was killed by Aphex Twin
He would later get high on bath salts and become a catgirl by the name of Nyador Nyalistratov and spend his time on the furry rp channel of the ITAL discord server
He was unable to stop the swarm of reds from entering the country during the events of the hit video game Randrei 99' which led him to beg Randrei Aleksandr for his assistance in destroying the 1.2 billion fuckin ugly reds
"People are reading the Necronomicon, they can do that! It says on the first page not to read the book. it contains an ancient evil and they aren't listening" - Fyodor Yelistratov
