Olie Polie
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““I will drink your tears and the blood of your children. I will make your wife beg me to sleep with her.”
— Olie
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| First Appearance: |
Your closet |
| Voiced by: |
Cole Caplan |
| Chronological Age: |
Yeah |
| Birthday: |
Tuesday |
| Sex: |
Terrorist |
| Sexual Orientation(s): |
Pollie Pi |
| Fantasy Race: |
Bender |
| Occupation(s): |
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| Favourite Food(s): |
All chemical elements |
| Goal(s): |
Pollie Pi |
| Sister(s): |
Zowie |
Olie Polie (オリエ・ポリエ, Orie Porie), also known as Rolie Polie Olie (ローリー・ポーリー・オリー, Rōrī Pōrī Orī), is a character within the Fanboy and Chum Chum franchise. Although, he first started out as a preschooler show character and an innocent young boy, after he awakened his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 gene in the 2020s, our boi Polie went bad shit insane started doing some weird ass activity. He's well known for going to some random universe and causing the Black Death in Europe from 1346 to 1353 and currently leads his own crew that is just as chaotic as him, and he lives in a mansion in Europe, more specifically in the Netherlands.
First introduced in 1998 to coincide with his spin-off series, he was originally voiced by Cole Caplan before later on being voiced by Jack Black. The reception of the recast was very, very bad. It's surprising how they haven't recast Jack Black with somebody else more suitable for the role. Pussies. Change back the voice right fucking now. And please give us the 2 hours olie and pollie pi kiss scene please.
History
do you really want all of it lmao, it's complicated so here's a handful of it
Olie was created as an unintentional accident by the god of chaos and war. Originally, he was supposed to be named Tadpole, but it turned out to be impossible to rhyme. At some point when he was young, his parents kept trying to kill him because he was "possessed by demons."
He used to be a boy, but in the mid 2010s, a huge group of gays had a discussion on whether he should be considered a man or a boy. This conversation resulted in the gayest thing ever: an eight hour debate on Discord on whether the term "Man" should be used to refer to him. It was decided, that yes, Olie was indeed a man.
List of Deaths
all of these had him resurrect almost immediately, as listed below
- Ironically, once died of testicular cancer at the White House
- Heard his own voice in a recording and died of cringe
- Shot dead by Simon Cowell
- Санамсаргүйгээр гранат идсэн
- He rode a firework hoping to get to space
- Crushed by Luigi's ballsack
- Shit exploded while sitting on the toilet
- Had all his flesh burned off with molten metal in his crotch
- Dropped off the Taj Mahal and died to severe head trauma
- Shot in the head by a gun that was supposed to be fake
- His intestines were removed and his face was smashed into a mirror with it
- Got run over by a car with a nuclear bomb in it
Skills, Powers and Abilities
- He breaks the laws of physics since he sees it LAME AF
- Does this Dry Bones ass thing where if he dies, he immediately comes back to life.
- He knows your search history and IP.
- Can spawn anything he wants.
- His scream is more powerful than the Big Bang and can melt the bones in your body.
- He has 3000 genders and is a bicycle.
- Can call upon the spirits of the unborn and the nonliving.
- Has 125 trillion IQ.
- He can time travel by just looking in a mirror.
- Is immune to anything and is 5 million times stronger than anybody on Earth. Or is he? It doesn't matter because it's impossible to hurt him.
- His crotch is made of a supercomputer.
- If you kill him, his body will still move. Seriously, try it out.
- He can be in two places at once.
- When he blinks, all other beings around him die.
- He can be in two places at once.
Gallery
Olie
Trivia
- Olie appears in all Season 95 episodes (sound familiar?)
- Olie is a real person.
- Some think his last name is actually Griffin.
- His hobbies are going on the treadmill and reading Playbean.
- Olie is currently on trial for attempted rape and pedophilia in a courthouse in the United States.
- He's the reason that everybody is at war with each other.
- Olie was never meant to appear in RIP: Mario.
- There are statues of Olie all around the world.
- He's been known to cause the death of children in a certain incident involving the words "birthday party".
- Once, Olie broke the 4th wall and was seen by the director, who died instantly and became undead. He is now a walking corpse.
- Olie can kill you with his bare hands.
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