Wizeman The Wicked
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| “ | Sorry kid, but this is the end of your Journey of Dreams. | ” |
-Wizeman during the final battle in Journey of Dreams | ||
Wizeman The Wicked also known as Nightmare in the Kirby series is the main antagonist of the NiGHTS franchise. He is the creator of the realm Nightmare and its inhabitants, the Nightmaren. He got roped into this shit because the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧ summoned him and Reala for extra help. Wizeman didn't know what to do at this point and is only helping them because they promised they'll capture NiGHTS. Other than that he has no idea what the fuck is happening.
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Species |
Nightmaren | |
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Pronouns |
he/him | |
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Birth place |
Nightmare | |
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Occupation(s) |
⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧’ bitch | |
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Education |
has more IQ than the average nightmaren but not by much | |
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Friends |
none : ( | |
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Affiliation(s) |
⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧ | |
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Previous affiliation(s) |
Nightmaren | |
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Enemies |
NiGHTS and all humans | |
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Sex |
Genderless | |
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Sexuality |
has fucked clussy so that's why NiGHTS and Reala exist | |
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Nationality |
Nightmare | |
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Ethnicity |
Nightmare | |
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Height |
the size of a fucking planet | |
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Alignment |
Lawful Evil | |
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Status |
extremely bored | |
Biography
Basic NiGHTS lore
Wizeman was the ruler and creator of Nightmare, where all the nightmares and sleep paralysis demons come from. He created NiGHTS and Reala to be his strongest of all the nightmare creatures, but NiGHTS rebelled which made Wizeman super pissed and salty. He sent Reala and his minions to capture NiGHTS and steal dream energy from humans, but they kinda sucked ass because every single time NiGHTS escaped and stopped them. Wizeman was scared shitless so he didn't exit his castle in NiD despite NiGHTS breaking in anyway. But in the second game he finally stepped up his shit and began executing nightmaren like Donbalon because they failed him, and he kept threatening Reala even though Reala did jack shit to help. Then he had enough and captured NiGHTS himself to lobotomize them but unfortunately Will and Helen were able to free them, NiGHTS kicked Reala's ass one more time, and also defeated Wizeman.
Meeting the satanists
Ever since his defeat at the hands of his creation and four kids, Wizeman stayed in his castle and was so ashamed he didn't exit it, so he usually sent Reala out to buy groceries. One day they were suddenly taken from Nightmare and were met face-to-face with the ⛧ 𝐍𝐞𝐨-𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⛧. Wizeman was fucking confused but the cultists explained that Wizeman and Reala were some of the strongest demons in the universe, and to make things easier for them they would try to capture NiGHTS for the two. Wizeman was beyond relieved to hear this, but unfortunately all those cultists succeeded in was killing Owl which made NiGHTS pissed and even stronger than before because they killed those cultists. When Wizeman heard of those failures, he was about to peace out but Reala kinda liked the place so Wizeman decided to stay.
Life in the basement
Now Wizeman spends his days on the couch watching porn or something. He only reacts if the news is related to NiGHTS but other than that he just lets Reala do all the work because Reala is actually competent despite his failures.
Trivia
- Wizeman had NiGHTS, Reala, and Jackle by fucking clussy, but it's unknown who the mother was.
- He and Black Doom were in a gay relationship at some point but broke up. They might've had sex but don't imagine how the hell that works.
- Wizeman shares the same voice actor as Mojo Jojo and Ghostface.
- Despite being called "Wise Man", Wizeman is actually stupid as fuck.
- He disowned all of the nightmaren except Reala.
- Whenever NiGHTS double-dualizes, he shits/gives birth to all of his organs out of his asshole. He's that scared of them.
Gallery
wizeman's evil ass laugh or smth
Wizeman pleading for NiGHTS to stop their freakiness
Wizeman having to raise children and they're assholes so that's why he hates em
