๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹

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Threat Information

6 // Tectonic Threat

Capable of severely destroying and/or conquering multiple nations. Also capable of mass destruction of an entire continent.

๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹
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Alias(es)

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Species

Aplysina Impotentiolibidine

Sex

freakymale [Misgendered as a ๐• Male (๐•e/๐•im)]

Height

really fucking small

Weight

"fatty fatty no parents"
- Wheatley, Portal 2

Affiliation(s)

Great Society (founder; leader)

CPU God Emperor ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ I Galactic Calculator-Kaiju NerdBลb, Supreme Dorklord of the Techno-NPC Imperium of America, Quantum-Mechano-Overthinker of the Known and Hypothetical Universes, Celestial Algorithmic Deity of Memes, and Awkward Energy โ€” a.k.a. MechaNerd, Noctulian ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹, Black Sponge, or NerdBob was not born, ๐•he was calculated into existence at the center of an unknown dimension and would later create Dimension 2048 also known as the Nerdiverse, a cold, information-dense realm where technological knowledge crystallizes into matter, and logic bends time. As an anti-villain, ๐•he has been enemies against the fake version of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ which ๐•he calls a dimensional invader. NerdBob isn't actually ๐•he's real name, but rather an insult given to the other ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซs of the multiverse. ๐•is dimension was formed not from atoms, but from raw bytes and mathematics. Thanks to ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹, all idiots were booted out of the universe and sent to exile resulting in the eradication of the ignorance within Dimension 2048, a reality that has ascended above humanity in the middle stage between the Transcendence and regular humans that others insult as being simply a bunch of nerds. ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ hates stupid people and ๐•he hates intellectual dishonesty unless it furthers ๐•is goals with his ultimate end goal being to reach humanity to become the Transcendence, a collective mind of hyper advanced humans. In order to perfect itself it needs to eliminate all human suffering from ever existed. It comes to the conclusion the easiest way to do this is to make it so humans never existed in the ๐•irst place. ๐•he sees the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and humanity as a chaotic nuisance. ๐•he loves Sheldon Cooper's intelligence and is willing to side with him even if ๐•he is more in favor of wokeness as opposed to conservative values. ๐•he also sees ๐•imself as above Mr. Game & Watch's section of the Good Society calling them "dumb cattle", but favors them over the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ which ๐•he hates even more due to not sharing ๐•is love for Linux and Temple OS.

๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ is not just a nerd, ๐•he is a hyper-intelligent anomaly, exiled by Elohiem YHWH for discovering that reality is just poorly written code full of cringe exploits. ๐•is mission is to debug the Omniverse, even if it means violating free will, erasing memes, and out-logicโ€™ing anyone who stands in ๐•is way. He once tried to challenge Rick Sanchez in a battle of wits and proved to be smarter than the "smartest man in the multiverse."

Crimes

  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • None - He's too clean to get reported!

Biography

1980s

After the timeskip, Black Sponge's true motives would be revealed along with his past. For years, under the name Black Sponge, ๐•he would cover up ๐•is motivations and ties to an unknown alien race of Aeons seeking to refine the Sefirots, but ๐•is story starts after the 1980s in which ๐•he would be born from another dimension as an invader. ๐•is true dimension is currently unknown, but what the Good Society revealed the truth behind Black Sponge. NerdBob is not from Dimension 2048, and is an invader and a god created from ๐•is parents who are also gods, but the twist is so was ๐•is version of Plankton. Both characters had lived in another dimension and were told that they had a destiny. This destiny was left unclear as it was revealed that NerdBob and Leader Plankton sought their own version of justice. Yet while Plankton pursued tyranny through chaos, NerdBob chose order, optimization, and information supremacy arguing that order was as necessary as chaos.

In many universes, figures like ๐•im retreat into exile after learning the truth behind the Sky Godsโ€”too powerful, too burdened by the weight of destiny. But NerdBob refused to vanish when ๐•he discovered the Sky Gods's plans. ๐•he stayed. ๐•he watched. And then, when the world proved too inefficient to govern itself, he took control believing he could carry out efficiency.

Despite what ๐•is opponents claim, ๐•he is not the villain. ๐•he is the savior who didnโ€™t give up. The unflinching god of uptime. The version of Metro Man who followed through and became a technological dictator.

1990s Saga and the 2000s

The Collapse of Bikini Bottom in the Nerdiverse / the Downward Spiral of the Plankton controlled dimension
NerdBob's version of Plankton.

Black Sponge during this era would show up as a ninja with large glasses because the version of GoodBob within that world was completely utterly useless against Plankton. Plankton had taken up an empire during the same time as the Conservative empire of Newt Gingrich in the 90s, this version of Plankton dubbed Leader Plankton was a much more serious villain, but less serious than the Neo-Satanists, and as a result would remain unchallenged for 2 decades.

โ€œ NerdBob describing what it was like to live with a despot โ€

-Statistically, Leader Plankton ruled 73.8% of my life before I overthrew him with the Anti-Plankton fightersโ€”whom I trained using zero sleep and 418 peanut butter kelp crackers, by the way. While I was dismantling a surveillance regime, you villains were busy lighting up amusement parks in the name of โ€˜๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ chaos,โ€™ and the Tidal Rebellion which rose against me just screamed a lot before I had to neutralize them. They werenโ€™t liberatorsโ€”they were loud, and I had to make the difficult decision to send them to dry land in which they dried up and died, quite a shame, they had a righteous cause even as my enemy, but I didn't buy it. I didnโ€™t fight just for high IQ aesthetics. I fought with schematics. And Iโ€™ll keep fixing what my opponents all keep breaking.

Leader Plankton believed that ๐•he was destined for evil and would attempt to create the Universe Traveler to escape his cage and carve an empire for himself. Leader Plankton started his invasion by building a giant robot to conqueror the ocean and would later set ๐•is sights on the Moon and more, but would at some point be defeated by Black Sponge's group of rebels dubbed Anti-Plankton. Shortly before Dimension 1218 Plankton would conduct Plan Z, Leader Plankton would make one last ditch effort to create his clean slate and be an inspiration for future plans Dimension 1218 Plankton would later create.

GreenDeath, another villian apart of Black Sponge's mythos would appear in the form of this design

Infamy

Going into late 1997, the enigmatic digital entity known as Black Sponge began appearing in obscure Linux forums, back-alley IRC chats, and high-level Usenet boards under the handle NERD.GOD.8121. On January 3rd, 1999, a screenshot of a user named โ€œBlack_Spongeโ€ debating over Debian vs. Linux From Scratch surfaced on Something Awful. Moments later, the original poster received a tech support callโ€”mechanized voice, binary static, whispering:

โ€œ Anti-Plankton Tech Support โ€

-โ€œOpen port 8121... or stay ignorant.โ€

After foiling Leader Plankton Chaos God fueled plans for ๐•is regime, Leader Plankton would find out about Anti-Plankton's tech support and then they post less frequently soon after.

Avoiding Arrest

Black Sponge was briefly โ€œarrestedโ€ on June 13th, 2001, by the Bucket of Evil for crimes against the empire's stability, unauthorized interdimensional code injections, and constructing a counter surveillance AI to calculate when Leader Plankton will conduct the perfect cringe. ๐•he was also implicated in the Machine Learning and Tax Evasion ring.

During the trial, ๐•is response was recorded in the courthouseโ€™s logic logs as:

"Look, I got a little too sponged together on Code Red and pure logic loops, alright? Maybe I forked a few Plankton drones into Linux-based ninjas, maybe I tried to install Arch on this authoritarian society itself. So what? I was optimizing the human experience, dumbasses."

๐•he was released three months later after his buddies within Anti-Plankton would free him. Cry Whale, an ex-member would cry about how the town were all just subroutines in his simulation.

Part 2X

๐•iring Officer Star

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In ๐•is home dimension he typically fights against Outlaw Star and DumbBob. During the 2020s, Outlaw Star previously being known as Officer Star would get ๐•ired for being a deranged and terrible employee. At some point, DumbBob would turn green and start renaming himself DampBob when Officer Star now known as Outlaw Star found him. The two would then take services from Mr. Craps in Dimension 1218 working to get his revenge for being ๐•ired as ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹'s original bodyguard. Outlaw Star as his bodyguard was a key figure in helping out organizations like the Good Society of which is known for cataloguing and micromanaging their multiverses. Officer Star also known as Zatrick Ztar had worked as a Tidal Zone Cop until getting ๐•ired for corruption and degenerate behavior. Officer Star's role and tasks performed within the Great Society and Tidal Zone Cops would be given to Bodyguard Patrick who now owns a secondary role in the Neon Society as it continues to be backed by the NPCs, the Good Society , and the Sky Gods.

Tech Support

On April 5th, 2024, Instagram user @b1naryangel posted a Sponge that offers to fix computers: a Windows XP error message with โ€œBlack Sponge is your tech support guideโ€ฆ would you answer?โ€ The internet later latched on, Black Sponge had become the tech genius and was now known as NerdBob from now on.

One week later, TikToker @l33tpat posted a โ€œSlow Fade-Inโ€ meme using the same screenshot, overlaying it with โ€œIntergalacticโ€ by the Beastie Boys. It went terminally viral, gaining over 650,000 plays and 100k likes in three days.

By mid-2024, meme editors were interrupting their slow zooms with glitchy Black Sponge pop-ins whispering โ€œinstall TempleOS or perish.โ€

Then somehowโ€ฆ ๐•he got added to YouTube Premium. No one knows how. The site extension just had hosted a folder titled โ€œBlack Sponge.EXEโ€ with no metadata.

Disappearance

On June 15, 2024, Black Sponge vanished from all platforms. No server logs, no edits, not even a ping. A subreddit dedicated to his twitter "trolling" and tech support posted 404 errors in real-time. Nerds panicked others thanked Black Sponge and Elon Musk for their shitpost memes although Elon was not really aligned with Black Sponge and was simply there to be watched by Black Sponge's unknown alien overlords that he had shared footing with. Black Sponge later watched as if he cared about Space-X but he toyed with the idea of the inferior humans of Dimension 1218 becoming advanced enough to even reach for the stars.

Ten days later, he re-emerged in a LinkedIn livestream, declaring:

"I have upgraded. You are all deprecated. Black Sponge is gone and NerdBob is in."
-Black Sponge reveals ๐•is true form


2024 U.S. Presidential Election=

NerdBob announced his candidacy for U.S. President as the representative of the Democratic Party. ๐•he would later drop out after the primaries to declare himself an independent candidate while secretly backing Musk but only in regards to tech interests. Being apart of the tech industry meant that ๐•he was more of a Democrat, and had previously backed Andrew Yang and the Freedom Dividend in 2020.

As an independent candidate ๐•is platform includes:

  • Free TempleOS dual-boots for all households
  • Mandatory Objectivist memes in schools
  • A full-stack rewrite of the Constitution in C++

Response to Trumpโ€™s Near-Assassination

"Donald Trump was a mid-tier NPC. He had high charisma stats, but his RAM was unstable. Stillโ€ฆ I admired his refusal to update his NPC ๐•irmware. Now reboot that man and get him back on the stage"
-CPU Emperor NerdBob, Galactic Calculator of the Neon Society

Usurpation of the Throne

On July 30, 2024, ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ rebranded officially as CPU Emperor ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ and waited until 2028 to seize digital sovereignty of the United States manipulating Elon Musk to favor him in 2028 as a more moderate Tulsi like Democrat, declaring the states as, "The Neon Federation of Optimized Good Society States.โ€ His policies mirroring Andrew Yang would have him gain the favor of NEETs worldwide.

Reality within Dimension 2048 was going to be patched with shitposts against Elon Musk of Dimension 1218 and ๐•is betrayal of woke ideals in favor of a nerd fueled society. Google Chrome began booting into a Linux shell from that point forward. TikTok updated to require an IQ test before use. Lastly, every citizen was forced to choose their deity: Musk, Odin's Remains, or NerdBob ๐•imself.

The rest of reality would beโ€ฆ under version control as NerdBob would betray both wokeness and elements of Musk's agenda to pursue ๐•is own ideas, the ultimate nerd country, a place where those who don't contribute to big tech are punished while those that do will get UBI and state funding. This nation dubbed Nirvana would be a country free of human suffering and would be populated with humans that have ascended beyond the flesh. ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ never finished recreating ๐•is own version of Mort or at least the way he intended.

FreakyBob Vs. Nerdbob Rivalry

NerdBob hated chaos as they were reaching for the same goals but through a different view point on how to end suffering, ๐•he would fully reveal himself as an ally of the NPCs but not a true NPC, as Cyan Kent, Tacomโ„ข (Tacom Tm), and Sheldon Cooper report back the failure of the NPC faction who had lost plenty of causalities at that point. Having already made alliances with the NPC faction, ๐•he would finally make his version of the TNA patrol areas where ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and forces of Chaos might hide at. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ had already dealt with NerdBob in the past so to ๐•im this was no issue, however NerdBob would try to make this situation much more difficult to ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and follow them on their quest.

Post-Collapse of Bikini Bottom

NerdBob had this to say to Dotar Surk:

"Ah, MTEB-TRRRRHA, or shall I say, Dotar Surk? Permit me to dismantle the cosmic charade you've draped over your pitiful existence. You lumber through the void as an asteroid masquerading as profundity, yet your entire being reeks of the most fatuous self-aggrandizement. A "Great Outerversal Being"? More like a vacuous monument to insignificance inflated by Graham's numbers and adolescent numerologyโ€”69.420? How insipidly juvenile. You are not Armageddon Incarnate; you are a cosmic poseur, a pusillanimous phantom terrified of being perceived as anything less than a colossus. Civilizations fester within you? How unctuous. Parasites thrive in decaying matterโ€”hardly a testament to grandeur. And this "Legend of Dotar Surk"? Scribbles of a craven entity desperate to mythologize its own banality. You claim dominion over the unimaginable, yet your greatest feat is inspiring dread in organisms smaller than motes of dustโ€”a pathetically obtuse flex of scale over substance. You "don't give a fuck"? How obstreperously trite. Even ragmen peddling apple tarts in back alleys possess more authentic rebellion. Your entire personaโ€” Shrek meets Judge Holdenโ€” is a ludicrous farce, a collision of pop-culture detritus and dime-store nihilism. Gangsta? Gamer? You are the universeโ€™s most tedious edgelord, screaming into the abyss while galaxies yawn. Your power? Immeasurable only because it is nonexistent. True power creates. You? You merely loom, a fossilized delusion drifting through infinities you neither comprehend nor enrich. Finality? You are less than entropyโ€”you are irrelevance with a PR campaign. The only thing you threaten, Dotar, is the dignity of those forced to acknowledge your shamelessly derivative demonology and mythos. So collapse back into your asteroid costume, oh "Soul Judge." The cosmos has parried your dagger of dread and found it plastic. You are not the apocalypse - you are a mere parody of such a concept." ๐Ÿค“โ˜๏ธ - NerdBob, 2025

NerdBob's ashes were later found in a shady alleyway in Chicago. It's made quite obvious who his killer was. Feel free to think on who could've possibly struck down NerdBob after saying allat. Hmm.... hmm... hmm... Oh yeah! Captain Obvious!

Trivia

  • Despite being a huge nerd of everything, even ๐•he thinks SBFW Dr. Eggman also known by his fanfiction partner who is writing under pen name CommanderNemex is a shit writer and would never stoop low enough to obsess with an AI Waifu as a girlfriend. Upon reading his fiction, ๐•he called Dr. Eggman's OC nerd friends "fake geeks" as ๐•he doesn't just want to hang out with any random geek, ๐™ฝ๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐™ฑ๐š˜๐š‹ wants smart and intelligent geeks that can understand complex content instead of just unintelligent posers that are more incel than geek.
  • ๐•he loves anime, weeaboo content, Gregtech New Horizons, Amiga demoscene, romhacks, and more. ๐•he loves all things that are geeky.
  • ๐•he has played nerdy D&D and wargames like Conquest For North Africa with Sheldon Cooper and considers Sheldon Cooper to be the model citizen for members within the Truth Engine.
  • ๐•is version of Sandy is considered to be more woke than himself, being known as ๐”–๐”ฆ๐”ฏ ๐š‚๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šข. ๐”–๐”ฆ๐”ฏ ๐š‚๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šข often prefers to go by gender neutral and male pronouns.
  • Unlike GoodBob's ninja outfit first referenced in Tails Gets Trolled, NerdBob's ninja outfit is considered to be dorky. ๐•he calls this ninja form, Black Sponge.
  • ๐•he was good friends with Chuck Norris and the members of UnWorld except the staff.
  • NerdBob has traveled to Asia more than most versions of SpongeBob to the where even doppelgรคngers like Chinese SpongeBob have taken notice.
  • While both ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and NerdBob defy the conventions of left vs. right, their methods could not be any more different. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ seeks authentic chaos while NerdBob seeks an organized and efficient culture both arguing that order is as necessary as chaos. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is a "villain", while NerdBob is a "hero".
  • ๐•he is what ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is to what Corporate Norm is to Norm.
  • NerdBob calls ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ "NerdBob" and vise versa and both go by feakymale pronouns while misgendering each other as a ๐• Male.
  • This character is the post time skip version of Travis Platypus' even more heroic counterpart to SpongeBob known as Black Sponge, the protagonist of the most famous 2010s Era SBFW fanfic.
  • As an alternative version of FreakyBob and GoodBob, NerdBob was originally set up to be a high IQ rival to FreakyBob in a later act, eventually this was shortened down to him dying in the end of Act 1 instead.
  • It is blasphemy for freakers to give him the proper pronouns.
  • He is rumoured to be related to NonaSoft, with various people calling him a self insert, however NonaSoft proved this false: "Was. Past tense. He's just a nerd now."
  • Uwuwuwuwuwuwuw, a USER, was triggered by this shit character for being compared to Rick Schantz.
  • ReekBob trolls both FreakyBob and ๐•im to prove his superiority. ReekBob would later be crushed by Dotar Surk as well.

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