Remy F. Ratatouille
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Remy F. Ratatouille is approved by Oswaldo T. Floridaman. |
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Remy From Ratatouille, also known as Remy Fortnite Ratatouille, is a badASS! Japanese/Fr*nch/American freaky ninja rat who raised all four teenage mutant ninja turtles to become who they are solely because he wanted them to fight against Stuart Little because he fucking hates Stuart.
He hates the shit out of that NPC degenerate Stuart BITCHle as aforementioned and raised the entire TMNT to become who they are today just to fight Stuart's ass but the fight unfortunately never happened because the TMNT split apart thanks internal tension between the four caused by generational grief that caused Raphael and Michelangelo becoming Freakers and Leonardo and Donatello becoming NPCs. Although the turtles' separation was a huge morale loss, it still did not deter Remy from trying to fight Stuart hands-on by himself with everything he'd learned from ninjitsu.
Additionally, all of his rat pack were kidnapped by the rat fucker Oh Il-nam to produce South Korean Rat Offsprings because thats his fetish I think and gore which he likes because he literally created the Squid Games. Remy has devoted his life to kill both Oh Il-nam and Stuart Little but he couldn't kill Oh as Oh Il-nam dies to some old age stuff. Remy now pisses on his dead body as a trophy that he outlived him.
He also has a rivalry with Ratatoing.
LE BACKGROUND
Tragic beginnings
In the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga, Ratatouille was born in Japan on October 23, 1978. On the same exact day of his birth, his father, mother and brother all died in various unexplainable, imaginative yet horrific ways, such as his father being abducted by aliens and getting lobotomized, his mother spontaneously combusting, and his brother accidentally falling into a KFC fryer. Thus, Remy was left orphaned at the ripe old age of just 4 seconds old. On November 1978, at just one month old, he was caught in a surprise NPC ambush that nearly killed him, sparking his deep hatred for NPCs in general. A few months of wandering homelessly, he found a new home as the generous and famed ninja Hamato Yoshi spotted him, adopted him and gave him a new home in his dojo. A few months later, Hamato got into a very heated dispute with a fellow ninja named Oroku Nagi and presumably killed him. He was then exiled to somewhere in Fr*nce, where Hamato was killed at the hands of Nagi's brother Oroku Saki, who travelled there to seek the vengeance for the death of his brother Nagi.
Saddened and homeless, Ratatouille is forced to run away and live in the attic of a random house in the Fr*nch countryside. He started to become somewhat of a paranoid schizophrenic and imagined him having friends and family when in reality he had none and was a depressed and lonely son of a spontaneous combustion victim.
One fateful night, infamous war-criminal Stuart Little knocked on the door to his attic home for an irritable amount of times. When Remy went over to open said door, Little quickly hid himself in a bush to the left of the door to make Remy assume no one was there and that a paranormal force had knocked, reigniting his belief in Freaky Bob and the End Times. Stuart deliberately proceeded to do this time and time again in order to mentally torment Remy and drive him to be more unstable than he already is. When Remy discovered the culprit, it began his unquenchable hatred towards Little.
Remy was gifted with a strong sense of taste and smell, which didn't fare well because the attic hid the ancient corpse of Tarrare stored within the walls. As a result, he had to smell its shit odor for the entirety of the time he lived there. There were also plenty of rotten cheese stashed across the attic, some of them dating back centuries ago and thus meaning that some of it had either completely decayed, became a nesting ground for small parasitical worms and was highly unfit for consumption. It smelt and tasted like absolute horseshit and it nearly killed him but it was all he ate during the time he lived there. Remy would later state that the diarrhea he got from eating it tasted better.
The owners of the house discovered Remy living in their attic and immediately decided to attempt to kill Remy with rat poison but by that time Remy had already fled the attic, claiming that it was a "jankuyādo" and aspired to live in better conditions.
On the brink of starvation and near-death, he made his long, perilous journey to the capital to find a new home. On the way, some guy on a bike almost ran him over and then flipped the bird at him for no reason. Unfazed, this did not deter him to end his pilgrimage, and soon enough he made it to Paris, and by Paris I mean Gusteau's restaurant.
Shenanigans at Gusteau's & Escaping Gusteau's
Once Remy finally made his way to Paris, he fell in love with the city as it smelled just like the hole he was born in. But what really got his interest was Gusteau's restaurant, as it offered him something to eat besides rotten 100 year old cheese. As soon as he entered, all hell immediately broke loose. He somehow was able to psychically & mentally possess a random chef, leading to chaos and destruction around the restaurant and people believing that Remy was haunted or some other crazy fucking shit. Either way, it wasn't good and Remy nearly died. They tied him up on a firecracker in revenge and he luckily escaped somehow, I don't know how but he did. He ran into the nearest airport, dodged numerous security guards, and left Paris for good.