User:Solidus Vesna
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Real Name |
Solidus Vesna | |
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Alias(es) |
Who? | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
idfk | |
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Residence |
The Mountains | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Doesn't really know | |
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Occupation(s) |
Professional gooner | |
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Onlyfans |
no | |
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Status |
alive | |
I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up Blistered knuckles, I won't quit I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin' Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah