Muddy buck
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| Muddy buck getting his slop on | ||
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Real Name |
Muddy Buck | |
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Alias(es) |
Mud beast | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
The Cretaceous period | |
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Nationality |
American | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Mud maxxers | |
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Occupation(s) |
Mud bubbling | |
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First Appearance |
In slop pits | |
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Actor |
Muddy buck | |
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Onlyfans |
probs | |
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Status |
alive | |
“⠀⠀Muddy Buck„
— The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo
Origins of the mud beast
In the times when the Earth was no more than muck a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying, an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to the mud universe.
21st century appearance
Muddy Buck found himself a human form while travelling the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He had run out of regenerations and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the master in The Keeper of Traken.
In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".