Snotty Boy
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Jeremiah the Snotty |
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If you have seen him, he had already seen you, if you hear his laugh, it's already too late. The book "IT" by Stephan King is loosely based off his early life. Schindler's list was a film adaptation of his teenage years, and the Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo was his former occupation. He is best known for being the man who rescued Jesus from Superman in the previously mentioned Bible 2. He invented the sun, the wheel and Christianity. Everybody has a small piece of Snotty Boy in them, and it awakens when their life is in great danger.
Snotty Boy was born after a rape incident in the 1950's. He was a surprise when the mother gave birth in a mini van in the back alley of a parking lot while coincidentally getting raped once more. The baby was left out to die in a trash can. Later that day, a cow named Otis found the baby and impregnated the baby. Otis later spit on the baby with snot on him. This gave the term Snotty Boy its popularity.
Earth was later invaded by aliens that sucked the blood from their victims and fed off of the aids inside most blood of the youth. One main target was Logan Paul. His blood contained the purest aids and cancer for the aliens to absorb. He was held in the White House where he was hung at a T pose and stoned to death.
The aliens next target was Snotty Boy. His parents both had cancer and aids. Otis had a mixing gene that was passed on that could power the aliens ship for half a millennia. As they approached him Snotty came out of his house wearing his Rick and Morty T-shirt chanting," REEEEEEEE! REEE! I'M PICKLE REEEEE!!!" His arms were tattered in Swastikas and racial slurs. One notable line was him maniacally laughing over an alien dying to the exposure of grape juice Snotty Boy chucked them with. He eventually was probed and was and then used to destroy the Earth but was stopped and killed by Big Nigga. Steve Oedekerk captured this inspiring story on his way to Zorpkuk creating the episode,"G Gets Raped." We should all be proud of the wonderful accomplishment Steve made.
Sometime later, he turns into a incel cameraman in the Post Timeskip as a major antagonist who apparently harassed Anthony Fantano and Leggy Lamb for being cringe.
Trivia:
- Snotty Boy is sometimes thought to be the main and secondary antagonist of Fanboy and Chum Chum.
- Due to his overweight status, Snotty Boy's butt crack tends to show sometimes.
- He assassinated the Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914.
- He was the final boss in Yu Gi Oh Duel Links.
- Has confirmed to have lost his virginity with Otis.
