Sharty tripod meets Santa claus

the day was december 1, 2019

sharty tripod was ecstatic about the upcoming war of the worlds reboot created by the british broad casting corporation, he just couldn't wait to watch it! but he didn't have access to streaming TV because he lived in the middle of mars

He got an idea, and then wrote the following on a piece of paper:

Dear santy claus for this christmas i would like the bbc tripod on a DVD please santa

And he waited 25 days

When the day finally came, he rushed down to his christmas tree in his living room, there stood a cylinder shaped box with a note, but he didn't bother to read it anyways

When he opened the box, he saw the biggest, blackest, most veiny dildo he had ever seen in his life!

Confused and disgusted, he read the note

Here's your BBC -Santa claus