Sonic

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⠀⠀Oh Gawd...too many Chillie Dawgs...„

— Sonhick

Sonic (Obese ソニック), formerly the fastest thing alive and now the fattest thing alive, was finally defeated by the awful dieting and poor exercise patterns of the American people. He was Bartleby's boyfriend and resided somewhere on Youtube where he's made two videos. Got killed by the mafia for owing them money.