Giulia Obacchio
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Giulia Ravenclaw Evildoer Succubus Obacchio is a deep lore character in the Obacchioverse. She is the mother of Shadowlord Obacchio and Obacchio Second C Silent.
Biography
Nothing is known about Giulia other than she was the mother of the Obacchio brothers, since every time we ask Luigizotto about her his jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of his head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, finishing with him saying "Uh oh!! Clean up aisle: My underwear!!" before he locks himself in the Arby's bathroom.
The only thing known is that Giulia divorced Luigizotto sometime after giving birth, leaving him to pay child support for 666 eons.
Abilities
She has many sexy awesome vampire abilities that she passed down to the Obacchio brothers, but hers are better because she invented them.
Blood Sucking
She can suck people blood's through her fingers like Dio from Phantom Pain.
Super Satan
She can access Super Satan 1-3 which gives her long flowing scarlet blood red hair and she wields 666 katanas in each hand and also gives her laser eyes that destroy any goody two shoes in her way to death.
La Chancla forma del Diablo
When her kids are acting up she can channel her inner mexican mom and infuse a flip flop with demonic energy and punich her childern 666 and a half a million times.