Catalog muffin
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"Lets make a deal!" - Catalog Muffin
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<title source="name"> <default>Catalog muffin</default> </title> <image source="thumb">
</image> <group> <header source="section_header">Description</header> <label>Weapon</label> <label>Motive</label> <label>Relatives</label> <label>In-Game Description</label> <label>Gender</label> <label>Age</label> <label>Status</label> <label>Appears in</label> <label>Theme</label> </group> </infobox> Catalog Muffin is a fictional crossover character and final boss originating from the Roblox fangame community. He is best known for his appearances in the strategy game The Battle Bricks and the survival game Muffin Kombat 2, as well as his inclusion as a minor, comedic crossover character in the fan-made alternate universe parody Neo Blood Debt. His character concept is built around being a literal parody of a wealthy, screen-addicted "iPad kid" and internet troll
Appearance
Catalog Muffin is a silly little guy with a white shirt that has a Noob poking a bomb with a stick, light blue pants and two signs behind him. One sign signifies that the person on his right is a noob, while the other is just a sign with the Epic Face on it. He also has the Epic Face. Being a muffin, he also has rather pale skin.
Personality
Catalog Muffin’s personality is the exact embodiment of a toxic, spoiled "Internet Troll" and "iPad Kid." He doesn't behave like a traditional, serious villain. Instead, his mindset is completely dictated by online gaming culture, extreme digital wealth, and an endless desire to annoy people.
Catalog Muffin thrives entirely on ragebaiting. He does not fight out of malice or a desire for world domination; he fights because he finds it genuinely hilarious to see people get frustrated. His entire dialogue and mannerisms are designed to mock his opponents, treating life-or-death situations like an online gaming lobby.
Lore
In season 1
He uses reality-bending magic to break into the Roblox archive, stealing billions of Robux worth of hyper-destructive legacy items (like the Illumina swords and Periastrons)
Armed with his stolen hoard, he sets up an arena to deliberately troll and ragebait travelers and the Blue Team. He becomes the final boss of the "Uncooked Business" chapter, splitting his boss fight into a record-breaking 5 distinct phases.
The great irony of his lore is his power scaling. While his stolen inventory is valued at over 10.5 billion Robux and grants him map-wiping abilities like the Ivory Supernova, his base physical durability is remarkably fragile. Because of this, the overarching universal system lists him as the weakest boss in the entire lore, slapping him with an embarrassing official bounty of 1
In season 2
the "Uncooked Business" subchapter expansion. He leaves his home games (Muffin Kombat 2 and The Battle Bricks) because his reality-bending item theft allows him to hop dimensions. His sole narrative purpose for crossing over into the Blood Debt universe is to find new players to ragebait and new characters to flex his 10,580,660,247 Robux inventory against.
This is the exact season where his famous dynamic with Vera Belaya is established [BDFM1]. He looks down on her as a broke "noob" wearing default clothing, while she actively avoids him because his screen-addicted "iPad kid" energy ruins her squad's vibe [BDFM1].