Shpak Romanov

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Appearance

Shpak is a man of Nussian descent and some stoner looking dude who has long Red/Brown Idfk hair along with a goatee and a small bush that he calls his mustache. He wears a stupid ahh Tan Bucket hat. a grey coat over a black T-shirt. he also wears a pair of black pants, a belt and green boots. he has a big smelly di-

Season 2

WIP

Relationships

• Kuklev Roman - Big Brother
• Nadia Roman - Little Sister
• Every woman - Adversary/Lover
• ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ - Neutral
• Katya Seryozha - Adversary/Lover?
• Jonathan J. J. President - Adversary
• Big Yahu - Adversary
• Konstantin Kalinin - Adversary
• Berserkio - Adversary
• Amelia Lin - Adversary
• John War And Pain - Adversary
• The Entire Nubagami - Adversaries
• Timofey Olizi - Boss/Friend
• Mamiya Takuji - Adversary
• Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
• MOOSTY - Close Ally
• Ko-Guy(†) - Close Ally
• Anzhela Zakharova - Dumb Brat/Adversary

Gallery

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  Goofy ass Creep

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  "HOLD UP WAIT I JUST HIT THE JACKPOT" "SHPAK GET OUT!"

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  Shpak in his creepin outfit

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  Shpak saw a big GYATT and he's gonna use his freaky energy to claim it

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  Shpak in a eyecatch in the anime

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  Shpak during the forming of the Freaky Society along with Freakybob, MOOSTY and Ko-Guy

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  WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS A SISTER NOW

Abilities

• Advanced Freaky Energy Control: being able manipulate and control the freakiness imbued powers
• Freaky Technique: Spiking Peoples Drinks: Basically this ability allows him to put molly in the drinks at 1.1 milliseconds using the cursed technique however it requires open liquid containers in order to properly work
• His Freaky Gun: Its basically a normal ass K1911 but the 45. rounds are imbued with freaky energy
• Freaky Blast: Basically he can fire freaky lasers from many locations of his body
• Freaky Technique: Unknown: Idk
• The Very Highest Stamina Reserves
• Shpaks Car
• Corruption: This is only canon if the Shpak made Vanya a rapist theory is correct

Trivia

• Many of his public indecency counts go to the fact he keep breaking into women's restrooms
• He's on a watchlist
• He is freaky AF
• Shpak is the first character that we see use freaky energy during his fight with Amelia Lin
• Creep
• W Shpak
• He was originally meant to be in the shadow government
• He's not really cool
• he is not fond of Amelia Lin
• The Nubagami has put a bounty on his head due to a separate incident of him leaking Emi Takanashi's nudes on Twitter.com
• Shpak is obsessed with Katya Seryozha
• Shpak likes smoking weed and doing mushrooms
• I know that i'm not Shpaks creator but I headcanon him being a hoobastank fan
• Shpak has gotten freaky with nearly every blood debt female except Snezhana Yashina this is because Shpak is not a big fan of homeless pussy which is very hypocritical of him since he fucked Anna Trusova
• he destroys brats like Anzhela Zakharova with his freaky dih
• he earned the medal of gooners for his service during the ITAL Gooner war
• Shpak owns a shirt that just says rape everyone and leave
• For some reason whenever he gets into a fight with Amelia Tuca Donka starts playing
• The Canonical reason for why the Kuai Pan incident mainly happened is because Shpak realized he didn't get freaky with all the Hong Huan update characters so he politely asked freakybob to stop at the country.
• It is unknown if his last name is Roman or Romanov
• Nobody has matched his freak.... Well besides Sychyova Katenka