User:Solidus Vesna

Solidus Vesna
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Real Name	Solidus Vesna
Alias(es)	Who?
Species	Human
Sex	Male
Date of Birth	idfk
Residence	The Mountains
Affiliation(s)	Doesn't really know
Occupation(s)	Professional gooner
Onlyfans	no
Status	alive

“Vesna, those final days in the saga server were as real as they come… Every day was absolute, split between Being a Lolcow and Acting Normal. You ran from it, and now, you’ve been lead back to Saga by something less than real.”

“Unless you kill me and face your past, Vesna, you will never escape. You’ll stay in the endless loop — your own double helix.”

Looking back on those final days made me realize something perhaps I did deserve the humiliation and everything else Perhaps dung was right

It is just a loop of I meet someone I get along great in community I act like an emo sperg I lose everything.. Perhaps that will end this year there will be no emo Vesna there is no emo Vesna there will never be another emo Vesna DAMN THE NEW NORM COUNCIL!

I hate my fuckin' boss and I hate my fuckin' job I hate my dumb ex-wife and her stupid boyfriend cop I hate all other countries and I hate when people talk But, boy, do I love bein' home alone and jerkin' off I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love In my dirty muddy pickup, drivin' bumpy with my dick up Bustin' all up in my dip cup, I'm the boss of bein' bricked up Blistered knuckles, I won't quit I'm bustin' nuts while on the shitter Whiskey wranglin' tipsy twister, jerkin' off is why I live I'm the big rig bone rubbin', sock-stained, stroke lovin' Wizard of the wiener, jerkin' off is all I need I jerk off all the time, I jerk off every day I jack off every night in my jacked-up Chevrolet I jerk off when I'm sleepin' and I jerk when I'm awake And, boy, I love to walk down busy streets and masturbate I jerk off on the couch, I'm jerkin' off right now I jerk off to the thought of jerkin' off and holy cow I'm deputy, a ding-dong drummin', triple-grippin', 'tator tuggin' King of crankin' off my junk and that's the only thing I love, yeah

Dearest Brother... Yes Dearest Sister... I miss Mr. Dan... Dearest Sister we shall see him again one day... Wapo... Wapo.... Wapo .... Wapo ... WAPO... WAPO.... WAPO.... WAPO... WAPO WAPO