Keebler elf

The Keebler elf is a minor character in the Freaky Saga.

Biography

He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on.

Trivia

• He once killed Pop, Snap and Crackle from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... cereal killer! BWAAAAHAAAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAHahaAhHaha'haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHahahahahahahahahhHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHh not funny

Role in the saga

• He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers. He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.