Keebler elf

The Keebler elf is a minor character in the Freaky Saga.

Biography

He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcibly sucking his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices.

Trivia

• He once killed Pop, Snap and Crackle from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... cereal killer! BWAAAAHAAAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAHahaAhHaha'haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHahahahahahahahahhHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHh not funny

Role in the saga

• He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers. He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.