Kyle (Ninjago)/TV Series
| This article is about Kyle from Ninjago. You might be looking after Kyle, our ugly butthole looking fella in the left corner down there. or some shit, I dunno. |
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| My penith smells so good. Do you smell it? (sniff sniff) ah | ||
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Alias(es) |
Kai (Wrong spelled name often used by fans or the show all the time) | |
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Species |
Minifig | |
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Sex |
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Sexuality |
🤨 | |
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Ethnicity |
Prb white | |
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Relative(s) |
Some bitch I don't like is his sister | |
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Residence |
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Occupation(s) |
Spinjitsu | |
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Onlyfans |
@Butthole_in_heat (Monthly subscription $3.99) | |
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Status |
Alive | |
Kyle is the red nugget and elemental master of 🔥F🔥I🔥R🔥E🔥, one of the main characters of Ninjago and can do Spinjitsu. He can be easily identified due to his Jimmy Neutron ass of a haircut and the lesbian type scar on his eyebrow.
With his elemental powers he is able to spawn fire and burn things down, he likes to shoot fire out of his penis like a flame thrower and prepare his chicken nuggets with it.
He thought he could be the green ninsheur because he is color blind and thought his suit is green. His disappointment as he found out was humongඞs.
History
Kyle was born to an average stock image type of family you see in ads and always have a full fridge of food. When he was 4 years old he accidentally burned his sister to death because he was playing with a lighter, but no one cared cuz she's ugly.
Once in the age of 6 he found a cave in a deep forest where he got cursed by a hamster, the curse caused his hair to go opposite to what physics want.
During his teenage years, he went to Wu's Chinese Restaurant to eat some spring rolls, until it was stormed by criminals who wanted to rob this old man (Wu) and take all his money. Out of reflex, Kyle pushed his pants down and scared them off. Wu saw the potential in him and decided to train him as ninyuyah.
Kyle was the last one to master spinjitsu because he ate a TV remote which blocked his energy to learn it while the others did.
Currently he works a minimum wage job at 7/11 to pay back Wu's couch he ruined by spilling his precious chocolate drink on it.
Trivia
- He got the scar from Jay after he touched him inappropriately while he was cutting carrots.
- He slammed his dick on his locker door twice.
- Has lots of furry porn on his phone.
- He does not digest taco bell very well.
Gallery
I made this
Kai's feet and little toes 🥺
Leaked dick pick he sent Jay
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