Lloyd Garmadon/TV Series
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Real Name |
Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon | |
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Alias(es) |
Laloyd (his daddy)
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Species |
Minifig | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Relative(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
Spinjitsu | |
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Criminal Record |
Stole candy | |
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Rank |
God tier ninsha | |
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Onlyfans |
@lloly_garmadaddy | |
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Status |
Alive | |
Laloyd Garmadon is the green nonger and powerful spinjitsu masteureux. He is the son of Lord Garmadon and nephew of Master Wu. He is a famous shampoo model thanks to his incredible fabulous hair, and is also a twink and a lil gay (I purposefully ignore any canon scenes that prove that last statement otherwise).
History
Birth of the Green Bean
After Garmadon jacked off on a plant pot, a beanstalk started to grow with only one green bean on it. This green bean later became baby Lloyd. As soon baby Lloyd said his first words, the loads of melanin in Lord Garmadon's skin caused his black genes to trigger and just left Lloyd alone, fatherless. Since his mom is a bitch, she didn't take care of him as well, and he ended up in some orphanage or school, idk I watched the episodes in a language I don't understand.
Early Life
Once during a break at the orphanage/school he illegally went over the fence and came across Gangster SpongeBob, who quickly convinced Lloyd to join his criminal gang. Lloyd accepted and became a gangsta in the age of 7. He managed to block all the candy transports, causing a candy outrage in the entire city and sold them on the black market. He soon became a mafia boss and got himself a fResh Lamborghini in poison radioactive poop green. Years later Gangsta SpongeBob betrayed him and he landed on the streets and got his lambo keyed. He slept in an allyway in a box and ate from the McDonald's trash can, until he was found by Wu, who sensed that this child is his relative with his Asian smell.
(insert awesome title here) Life
He brought Lloyd to his house where he thought him spinjitsu. He quickly became friends with the other ninshis and might or might not have engaged in homosexual activities with some of them.
The Prophecy
One day Fu noticed that Lloyd is deemed to be the green nenger, yeah that's it.
Ultimate Awesome Battle!!!
He fought against his dad, was epic!!!
Home-a-phobe
After he fought his dada he faced a new enemy, Captain Pingu, who attacked Lloyd with a huge stick because he hates gays. Lloyd pulled out a gun and shot his testicle off.
Current Life
Currently he is a famous model and CEO of a successful glue brand. He also got various deals to feature on $0.59 instant noodle packs. He also tries to make it illegal to add rosins in food, still ongoing. Every christmas he donates thousands of dollars to The Anti-Anti Porno Gang and even got awarded by their leader Sex God Sniper for the help of the gay porn community.
Trivia
- Has an allergy against Nintendo 3DS game cards.
- I refuse to accept that he had a crush on a girl, my son, hetero? can't have that >:(
- Hates Venezuela.
- He is a twink! Twink! Just as the hetero thing I refuse to believe he is buff, lego no, wtf, he's a twink!
- Yo he actually handsome af #nohomo
Gallery
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Wait, that's not the green ninja
