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|title = The Real Masked Woman | |title = The Real Masked Woman | ||
|image = Un dibujo de black dahlia viejita by mrlcat16 df6c24s-414w-2x.jpg | |image = Un dibujo de black dahlia viejita by mrlcat16 df6c24s-414w-2x.jpg | ||
| | |caption = If there's a Black Dahlia? Shouldn't there be a white Dahlia too? | ||
| | |aliases = *Grandma | ||
*Witch | |||
* | *RoseliaFucker1882 (Pornhub alias) | ||
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*Bunny Wrangler | *Bunny Wrangler | ||
| | |gender = SAW Fan | ||
| | |born = A date so distant, that yo old ass mama remembers her when she took a selfie with Hitler | ||
| | |family = | ||
| | |home = | ||
| | |affiliation = The Medicis | ||
| | <br> [[The Anti-Anti Porno Gang|The Anti-Anti-Porno Gang]] | ||
| | <br> [[Dr fuck you|Dr. Fuck you]] | ||
| | |nationality = | ||
| | |job = Networking over 89 Sex Trafficking Worldwide | ||
| | <br> Translator from Cockney Speak to English | ||
| | <br> Getting Rid of problems | ||
| | |criminality = Doing 9/11 | ||
| | |rank = | ||
| | |appears = ThugHunter.com | ||
| | |role = Da Granny who makes all da ruuls | ||
| | |actor = | ||
| | |onlyfans = A pimp of 500 OnlyFans accounts | ||
| | |status = Somehow still alive and kicking | ||
|custom_title_1 = Male Counterpart | |||
|custom_info_1 = Andrew Tate (A.K.A Darth Vader on his FurAffinity) | |||
|custom_title_2 = Rule34 Images Total | |||
|custom_info_2 = 197 | |||
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'''Black Dahlia''' (ブラック・ダリア Burakku Daria) is the Top Goblin of the Medici Family in New Meridian, and known for running a sex cult deep within the belly of the family, that only her followers and patrons know of. She is why the family is a high exporter of human sex trafficking, the highest in the [[Canopy Kingdom]], with only [[Parker Hajiaskari and Chester Beckington|Life of Luxury]] just falling short behind. She had been working with the family for over 14 years, and lived in New Meridian for all her life. Never leaving the city even once. One of the main reasons why she loves to only stay in New Meridian is its perpetual state of edging between real life Detroit, Birmingham, the entire state of Ohio and Craiova (Romania), for no god knows what the fuck is going to happen in the next picosecond. Being old, she is accustomed to just about anything so LITERALLY ANYTHING out of the ordinary will genuinely make her marginally more happy (such as being beaten the shit out of). | '''Black Dahlia''' (ブラック・ダリア Burakku Daria) is the Top Goblin of the Medici Family in New Meridian, and known for running a sex cult deep within the belly of the family, that only her followers and patrons know of. She is why the family is a high exporter of human sex trafficking, the highest in the [[Canopy Kingdom]], with only [[Parker Hajiaskari and Chester Beckington|Life of Luxury]] just falling short behind. She had been working with the family for over 14 years, and lived in New Meridian for all her life. Never leaving the city even once. One of the main reasons why she loves to only stay in New Meridian is its perpetual state of edging between real life Detroit, Birmingham, the entire state of Ohio and Craiova (Romania), for no god knows what the fuck is going to happen in the next picosecond. Being old, she is accustomed to just about anything so LITERALLY ANYTHING out of the ordinary will genuinely make her marginally more happy (such as being beaten the shit out of). | ||
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== Abilities, Skills and Tools Up Her Sleeve: == | == Abilities, Skills and Tools Up Her Sleeve: == | ||
* A LONG list of things that can be described as a "knife" | *A LONG list of things that can be described as a "knife". | ||
* Demoman tf2 graded grenade launcher with custom ammunition, including but not limited to | * Demoman tf2 graded grenade launcher with custom ammunition, including but not limited to: | ||
* DeGroot elite grade 60 mm Rounds | ** DeGroot elite grade 60 mm Rounds. | ||
* | ** Ammunition stolen from Metal Slug. | ||
* A thundercloud in a shell | ** A thundercloud in a shell. | ||
* Stolen signal flare rounds from Pyro TF2 (Wanted by the PyroShark Association) | ** Stolen signal flare rounds from Pyro TF2 (Wanted by the PyroShark Association). | ||
* GigaChill™️ rounds with Real+™️ (sponsored by Mysterio from Marvel) HardWater™️ (sponsored by Arktos from Tabaluga and Mr Freeze from DC comics) | ** GigaChill™️ rounds with Real+™️ (sponsored by Mysterio from Marvel) HardWater™️ (sponsored by Arktos from Tabaluga and Mr Freeze from DC comics). | ||
* The entirety of deforestation industries condensed and miniaturized into her legs | * The entirety of deforestation industries condensed and miniaturized into her legs. | ||
* Bombs, stolen from terrorists from another famous game, Rope and Lamp oil not included | * Bombs, stolen from terrorists from another famous game, Rope and Lamp oil not included. | ||
* A TotallyNotOil™️ barrel stolen from the place of origin of said terrorists (I SWEAR IT IS NOT OIL WE DON'T NEED OPERATION DESERT STORM REPEATED OH GOD OH FUCK) | * A TotallyNotOil™️ barrel stolen from the place of origin of said terrorists (I SWEAR IT IS NOT OIL WE DON'T NEED OPERATION DESERT STORM REPEATED OH GOD OH FUCK). | ||
* A Brothel with hardened | * A Brothel with hardened British lasses, with at least 2 femboys. | ||
* 2020s Disney Female Writing | * 2020s Disney Female Writing so powerful, she'll tell anyone to go make HER a sandwich. | ||
== Known interests: == | == Known interests: == | ||
*Whatever the fuck is going on in New Meridian | *Whatever the fuck is going on in New Meridian. | ||
*Some Slaaneshi looking shit | *Some Slaaneshi looking shit. | ||
[[Category:Bosses]] | [[Category:Bosses]] | ||
[[Category:Old people]] | [[Category:Old people]] | ||
Revision as of 02:06, 16 September 2024
| The Real Masked Woman | ||
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| If there's a Black Dahlia? Shouldn't there be a white Dahlia too? | ||
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Alias(es) |
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Sex |
SAW Fan | |
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Date of Birth |
A date so distant, that yo old ass mama remembers her when she took a selfie with Hitler | |
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Affiliation(s) |
The Medicis
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Occupation(s) |
Networking over 89 Sex Trafficking Worldwide
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Criminal Record |
Doing 9/11 | |
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First Appearance |
ThugHunter.com | |
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Role |
Da Granny who makes all da ruuls | |
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Male Counterpart |
Andrew Tate (A.K.A Darth Vader on his FurAffinity) | |
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Rule34 Images Total |
197 | |
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Onlyfans |
A pimp of 500 OnlyFans accounts | |
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Status |
Somehow still alive and kicking | |
Black Dahlia (ブラック・ダリア Burakku Daria) is the Top Goblin of the Medici Family in New Meridian, and known for running a sex cult deep within the belly of the family, that only her followers and patrons know of. She is why the family is a high exporter of human sex trafficking, the highest in the Canopy Kingdom, with only Life of Luxury just falling short behind. She had been working with the family for over 14 years, and lived in New Meridian for all her life. Never leaving the city even once. One of the main reasons why she loves to only stay in New Meridian is its perpetual state of edging between real life Detroit, Birmingham, the entire state of Ohio and Craiova (Romania), for no god knows what the fuck is going to happen in the next picosecond. Being old, she is accustomed to just about anything so LITERALLY ANYTHING out of the ordinary will genuinely make her marginally more happy (such as being beaten the shit out of).
She lost her arm and legs to Skullduggery Pleasent. Underestimating him and charged at him whilst he got the high ground.
She's so old, she IS the first anti-skullgirl cyborg in history.
At least three things she does warrant a Dragon Ball Z reference, which I cannot make, for I never watched anime but it's something along the lines of: "-they disappeared?" "No they are just moving really fast"
Abilities, Skills and Tools Up Her Sleeve:
- A LONG list of things that can be described as a "knife".
- Demoman tf2 graded grenade launcher with custom ammunition, including but not limited to:
- DeGroot elite grade 60 mm Rounds.
- Ammunition stolen from Metal Slug.
- A thundercloud in a shell.
- Stolen signal flare rounds from Pyro TF2 (Wanted by the PyroShark Association).
- GigaChill™️ rounds with Real+™️ (sponsored by Mysterio from Marvel) HardWater™️ (sponsored by Arktos from Tabaluga and Mr Freeze from DC comics).
- The entirety of deforestation industries condensed and miniaturized into her legs.
- Bombs, stolen from terrorists from another famous game, Rope and Lamp oil not included.
- A TotallyNotOil™️ barrel stolen from the place of origin of said terrorists (I SWEAR IT IS NOT OIL WE DON'T NEED OPERATION DESERT STORM REPEATED OH GOD OH FUCK).
- A Brothel with hardened British lasses, with at least 2 femboys.
- 2020s Disney Female Writing so powerful, she'll tell anyone to go make HER a sandwich.
Known interests:
- Whatever the fuck is going on in New Meridian.
- Some Slaaneshi looking shit.