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== History == | == History == | ||
[[File:Kristijan wifu.png|left|thumb|218x218px|Kristijan being a kawaii maid]] | |||
While he was a teenager he got a crush on Jimmy Neutron, but he rejected him because Jimmy isn't attracted to twinks. This made him so depressed he died his hair black and had an emo phase and cried after Jimmy senpai. | While he was a teenager he got a crush on Jimmy Neutron, but he rejected him because Jimmy isn't attracted to twinks. This made him so depressed he died his hair black and had an emo phase and cried after Jimmy senpai. | ||
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* Shoesize 500 | * Shoesize 500 | ||
* Blind | * Blind | ||
* Had an emo phase | * [[File:Kitten gf.png|thumb]]Had an emo phase | ||
[[Category:Croatia]] | [[Category:Croatia]] | ||
[[Category:Femboi]] | [[Category:Femboi]] | ||
Revision as of 19:34, 30 August 2024
Not to be confused with Christian Köhler that smurf looking mf
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Real Name |
Kristijan | |
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Alias(es) |
Kiki | |
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Species |
Weeb | |
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Sex |
Femboi | |
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Date of Birth |
idk | |
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Nationality |
Croatian | |
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Relative(s) |
• Crazy Swazy | |
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Occupation(s) |
Kitchun | |
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Criminal Record |
Leaving Monster energy cans everywhere | |
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Rank |
Lesbian Femboi | |
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First Appearance |
At my workplace | |
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Onlyfans |
Yes (naughty) | |
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Status |
Still watching anime | |
Kristijan Valjavec (no fucking idea how to pronounce that last name) also known as Kiki is a croation "guy" that looks incredible hard (and) like a lesbian, also his skin is weirdly soft so I have a theory and at this point headcanon that he is actually a transboi (not that I would complain). He constantly leaves Monster energy cans everywhere at the workplace and I can get free deposit out of it hehehe.
He has a pasionate hate for GayNein like any normal human would since he is literally Satan and Hitler's love child (and Bulgarian...). He also likes anime, even has a Naruto shirt that made me cringe. But his hair is fluffy tho, I can't hate on that, also it's not that standart cringe haircut 90% of other dudes have, yet he has a similar faceshape to Vector from despicable me.
History
While he was a teenager he got a crush on Jimmy Neutron, but he rejected him because Jimmy isn't attracted to twinks. This made him so depressed he died his hair black and had an emo phase and cried after Jimmy senpai.
He wanted to kill himself and jumped of a cliff but Luigi saw him and caught him before he hit the ground. Luigi's strong biceps made Kiki blush immediately and he knew Luigi has big cock energy. Luigi always wanted to have a little goth GF and he and Kiki started dating.
BWAHHAHAHAH HE JUST TRIED TO STAND UP AND HIT A BENCH AND FELL DOWN WITH THE BENCH CUZ HES DRUNK HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HE SO STUPID WHAHAHHAHAHAH, I THINK HE CRINGED WHEN IT HAPPENED WHAHAHAHAHHA
Editor note: I calmed down and removed the rant publicly but it's still in the source
Trivia
- Likes Monster energy drinks, it's literally his blood.
- Somehow understands how to use deodorant as a weeb.
- Shoesize 500
- Blind
- Had an emo phase
