Your Mum!

ur mom (colourized)

Mommarus Rectus

Yo mama is so fat, she likes to take long romantic walks to the fridge.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma's so fat, when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo momma's so fat, she went to a restaurant, read the menu and answered to the waitress: "yes".

Yo momma's so fat she uses cheat codes for Wii Fit.