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He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine. | He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine. | ||
His Arch-Nemesis is the bitch known as [[Margaret Thatcher]]. | |||
== Appearance == | == Appearance == | ||
Revision as of 23:10, 12 June 2024
"Oh, milk me!"
Otis, also known by his alter ego cowman, is cow so fat and so selectively bred, he got motherfucking cow tits! Living at the barnyard, He be muddin, truckin and knife fightin. The only sissy city dweller he could stand is Paul Blart.
He also gets drunk from his own milk. Either this cow couldn't handle shit or he's so genetically disfigured, the glucose in his milk ferments into moonshine.
His Arch-Nemesis is the bitch known as Margaret Thatcher.
Appearance
Otis is male cow with fucking tits.
Personality
he likes cucking weebs and fucking people and pouring his milk all over them because he's a cow, he also likes dancing and showing his udders to people. In other words, a whore.

