Bitchyjüm

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JOKE ME BOI The following is complete, 100%, without a doubt, according to the creator, sarcastically, A JOKE. Don't be triggered about this or I might go insane on you. READ AT YOUR RISK.

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⠀⠀Suck my bitchy dick 🍆 and stfu„

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Serigo! I AM A GUMMYTARD! I AM A GUMMYTARD! LOVING YUMMY GUMMYTARD!-Bitchyjüm

Bitchyjüm
Bitchy
Status
Eye Color	The Autism Spectrum
Skin Tone	Autistic Colors (sometimes green) and used to be blue
weight	500 ponds
Height	4.7
Disorder	ADHD and is autistic
Gender

Bitchyjüm is a right-wing gamerbro member of the NPC Alliance who is a Gummibär YouTuber known for making Gummibär disstracks on random people for views and subscribers. He also has a friend group of worthless nobodies. Originally called Glitchygum, his channel is currently deleted so he will forever be referred to as a bitch. FreakyBob would then revive him with Freakycooties and force him to do freaky things as part of his terms and agreement for his revival and public humiliation ritual to be reborn as Bitchyjüm.

Bitchyjüm is also known for stealing grandmas pills and eating them. In the YouTube video, Bitchy Loves Crack as he sniffs cocaine while kissing the Mr. Monopoly guy. Bitchy was boyfriends with some worthless NPC called Gray, until Gray came out saying it all was a prank. Bitchyjüm became depressed and started taking harder drugs from his crack dealer Crack Miser. It didn't last long as Crack Miser then stopped giving him crack because Bitchyjüm was acting gay and shit. Bitchy in response goes crazy and started drinking beer in the clams casino bar. He got so drunk he dropped unconscious and woke up later with a 1,000 scoville lollipop up his ass.

Personally

Bitchy is a passionate and easily frustrated individual. He doesn't handle jokes well and tends to get upset when people poke fun at him, often overreacting. His appearance is reminiscent of a stereotypical online community moderator—an avid internet user who spends a lot of time curating junk content. Bitchy runs several content farm YouTube channels, such as @realBitchygummy, Goodmangüm, and TPBS, each reflecting his interests and creative ambitions. He has a unique sense of humor and a deep admiration for quirky, offbeat characters, like Mr. Poopygüm, which he considers one of his favorites.

Bitchy loves joints

While Bitchy is considered to be a NEET, he pushes through with determination, often relying on the help of others to fuel his content farms. One of those individuals is a person who works alongside him to bring new terrible ideas to life. Bitchy has big dreams and sometimes gets carried away with his plans, occasionally feeling like he's not getting the recognition he deserves. He tends to be a bit nostalgic, constantly referencing the past with lines like "that was a long time ago," signaling his preference for older things. He also has a habit of obsessing over music, with a playlist of a single song being an example of his dedication to something he finds meaningful. Despite being financially tight, he is willing to ask for support from his followers, especially for things like a $12 gummibär plushie, hoping that small gestures will help him feel a little more connected. Although Bitchy is quick to voice his dislike for shows like The Simpsons and Rick and Morty, he’s not afraid to let people know that he can't handle anything edgy. He’s a bit of an internet enigma, balancing his sometimes grumpy demeanor with a commitment to the things he loves. He is also pretty much alike to Courtney's personality as even though they're on the polar ends of the political spectrum, they're still bitchy individuals who are on the spectrum.