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RippingoutyourGuts Man is a construction robot built by Dark evil robotcs LLC and also one of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction. He was solely responsible for Bob The Killer quitting his job and becoming a guard at Gay Baby Jail because he left his masakari in the tool box. Despite Dark evil robotics being a limited liability company (LLC), RippingoutyourGuts Man does not take liability for anything, ever. Especially if it involves your death. | RippingoutyourGuts Man is a construction robot built by Dark evil robotcs LLC and also one of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction. He was solely responsible for Bob The Killer quitting his job and becoming a guard at Gay Baby Jail because he left his masakari in the tool box. Despite Dark evil robotics being a limited liability company (LLC), RippingoutyourGuts Man does not take liability for anything, ever. Especially if it involves your death. | ||
== Biography == | |||
=== Early Life === | |||
RippingoutyourGuts Man was built in a factory in Italian America, a country bordering African America, which has a dark and troubled past but is not evil (they only evil act they committed was inventing that stupid fucking "I'm walkin' here!" accent). He was equipped with state of the art construction tools like drills, hammers, diamond pickaxes, cranes, bulldozers, a copy of Jamiroquai's hit album "Travelling Without Moving" and a strong frame modeled after Berserkio Simpson to lift heavy objects. He was the perfect goody two shoes construction robot but one day he was visiting OSHA headquarters he realised how much quicker work gets done if he ignores their regulations so he shop lifted the building and threw it down the stairs. After this incident he joined the rival construction company DARK Man construction GMBH which specialises in building ominous castles and other dastardly villain hideouts. He also became the leader of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction by beating their previous leader in a "who can make more african children starve by not finishing their plate" competition. | |||
=== Life with the Five Fiendish Foremen === | |||
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Revision as of 14:10, 10 December 2023
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RippingoutyourGuts Man is a construction robot built by Dark evil robotcs LLC and also one of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction. He was solely responsible for Bob The Killer quitting his job and becoming a guard at Gay Baby Jail because he left his masakari in the tool box. Despite Dark evil robotics being a limited liability company (LLC), RippingoutyourGuts Man does not take liability for anything, ever. Especially if it involves your death.
Biography
Early Life
RippingoutyourGuts Man was built in a factory in Italian America, a country bordering African America, which has a dark and troubled past but is not evil (they only evil act they committed was inventing that stupid fucking "I'm walkin' here!" accent). He was equipped with state of the art construction tools like drills, hammers, diamond pickaxes, cranes, bulldozers, a copy of Jamiroquai's hit album "Travelling Without Moving" and a strong frame modeled after Berserkio Simpson to lift heavy objects. He was the perfect goody two shoes construction robot but one day he was visiting OSHA headquarters he realised how much quicker work gets done if he ignores their regulations so he shop lifted the building and threw it down the stairs. After this incident he joined the rival construction company DARK Man construction GMBH which specialises in building ominous castles and other dastardly villain hideouts. He also became the leader of the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction by beating their previous leader in a "who can make more african children starve by not finishing their plate" competition.
Life with the Five Fiendish Foremen
TBA