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=== Early Life === | |||
Ramsay from Hell was born in the humble Anglo-Japanese village Lancastershiredoncastleboroughsburyfordpoolstonfieldheathshire, which has the record for the shortest name in United Kingdom of Anglo-Japan (it's called anglo japan because all the ninjas speak funny there). He found a passion for boiling people alive when he was 6 years and 66 days old, leading him to attend culinary school of satanic cuisine. His culinary school life was very hard because he was bullied and gutted and resurrected and gutted again and resurrected again and challenged to a shokugeki no souma ass duel every microminute. He tried to kill himself in his room with a kitchen nodachi but the stab wound immediately healed and he grew horns and he heard satan's voice saying "noooo don't kill yourself kid you're so good at cooking haha..." That was when he awakened his stand British Steel which allowed him to summon a mecha made out of heinz baked bean cans. He used said mecha to stampede his entire school and become the king of hell's kitchen. | |||
=== Guacamole Bay === | |||
The Guacamole Bay prison initially hired Ramsay from Hell as a chef that would make meals for the guards while the starving inmates watched them. But one fateful comestible ingurgitation sesh a 0.0000000000000000001 nanometer breadcrumb landed in the mouth of a prisoner which Ramsay from Hell immediately noticed and used a combination of extremely percise button combinations, animation cancelling and game engine exploits to vaporize the inmate 666 and a half time perfectly to the rhythm of Bombshell by Powerman 5000. The Head Warden was very impressed and promoted Ramsay to Warden of Level 3 which he refurbished into his personal Hellish restaurant: Hell's Kitchen. He forced every inmate to cook food which he taste tested and if he didn't like it the inmates that cooked it would be walking out of the room as a twice deceased corpse... This ended when Head Chef [[Luigizotto]], who was a mole for the mafia, came and promtply made him half the man he used to be... | |||
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Gore-don Bloodspill Soulmurder Earl Grey Worcestershire Air Fryer Ramses II is a minor antagonist in Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer: Chaos Devil 666. He was the Warden of the 3st level of Guacamole Bay.
Biography
Early Life
Ramsay from Hell was born in the humble Anglo-Japanese village Lancastershiredoncastleboroughsburyfordpoolstonfieldheathshire, which has the record for the shortest name in United Kingdom of Anglo-Japan (it's called anglo japan because all the ninjas speak funny there). He found a passion for boiling people alive when he was 6 years and 66 days old, leading him to attend culinary school of satanic cuisine. His culinary school life was very hard because he was bullied and gutted and resurrected and gutted again and resurrected again and challenged to a shokugeki no souma ass duel every microminute. He tried to kill himself in his room with a kitchen nodachi but the stab wound immediately healed and he grew horns and he heard satan's voice saying "noooo don't kill yourself kid you're so good at cooking haha..." That was when he awakened his stand British Steel which allowed him to summon a mecha made out of heinz baked bean cans. He used said mecha to stampede his entire school and become the king of hell's kitchen.
Guacamole Bay
The Guacamole Bay prison initially hired Ramsay from Hell as a chef that would make meals for the guards while the starving inmates watched them. But one fateful comestible ingurgitation sesh a 0.0000000000000000001 nanometer breadcrumb landed in the mouth of a prisoner which Ramsay from Hell immediately noticed and used a combination of extremely percise button combinations, animation cancelling and game engine exploits to vaporize the inmate 666 and a half time perfectly to the rhythm of Bombshell by Powerman 5000. The Head Warden was very impressed and promoted Ramsay to Warden of Level 3 which he refurbished into his personal Hellish restaurant: Hell's Kitchen. He forced every inmate to cook food which he taste tested and if he didn't like it the inmates that cooked it would be walking out of the room as a twice deceased corpse... This ended when Head Chef Luigizotto, who was a mole for the mafia, came and promtply made him half the man he used to be...