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"Whalecum to my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Susiety!" (2024)
"Welcome to my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Society!" (2024)


"Whalecum to my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ LARP Society" (2026+)
"Welcome to my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ LARP Society" (2026+)


[[File:Sp17ozfnmllf1.jpeg|thumb|The greatest LARPer character to troll the New NORMies. He brings a bag of Cheetos every day to McDonald's.]]
[[File:Sp17ozfnmllf1.jpeg|thumb|The greatest LARPer character to troll the New NORMies. He brings a bag of Cheetos every day to McDonald's.]]
'''Sousuke Aizen''' (่—ๆŸ“ ๆƒฃๅณไป‹, ''Aizen Sousuke'') who also goes under the alias '''Josh Groban''' (ใ‚ธใƒงใ‚ทใƒฅใƒปใ‚ฐใƒญใƒผใƒใƒณ, ''Joshu Gurลban'') is the true protagonist of The New Norm and the one whoโ€™s better than you in every single way possible. He is a convicted child molester and proud member of the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Susiety and former captain of the [[The Larping Empire|LARP Society]] who backstabbed them in 2001 like a proud jihadist and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ terrorist. He is most known for inventing Telegram for the sole purpose to spread freaky memes online to his best pals Ozzie T. Floridian, FreakBob, and Jeffrey Esptein without notifying the NPC authorities. Fuck, his dick is so big. He actually died in 2016 but then was gooned back to life by FreakBobโ€™s magical cum in 2024. He is a playable juggernaut in the Soul Society Update of Blood debt, the author is a fraud who will never get his page done, because Aizen was so Chad and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚, he wrote himself out of the wiki. He is still accepting FreakyBob's phone calls in secret despite intentionally not having his page finished. Even though he LARPed being ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚, he isn't allies with any of the LARPers at least not yet, as he is currently just a ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ fraudster serving his own interests.
'''Sousuke Aizen''' (่—ๆŸ“ ๆƒฃๅณไป‹, ''Aizen Sousuke'') who also goes under the alias '''Josh Groban''' (ใ‚ธใƒงใ‚ทใƒฅใƒปใ‚ฐใƒญใƒผใƒใƒณ, ''Joshu Gurลban'') is a prominent character of the New Norm and a former captain of the [[The Larping Empire|LARP Society]] who left them in 2001. He is most known for using Telegram to spread memes online to Ozzie T. Floridian, FreakBob, and others. He returned to relevance in 2024. He is a playable juggernaut in the Soul Society Update of Blood debt. The author has yet to finish his page, because Aizen supposedly wrote himself out of the wiki. He is still accepting phone calls from FreakyBob in secret despite intentionally not having his page finished. Even though he LARPed, he isn't allies with any of the LARPers at least not yet, as he is currently serving his own interests.


[[File:SpamPicAizen.gif|center]]
[[File:SpamPicAizen.gif|center]]


He was elected President of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ville after bombing Isreal and Palestine for both being NPC and normies. Within 2 days of the bombing, all Jewish and Muslims were genocide off the planet and thus, he began his plan to kill the Christians aswell. He moved to Alabama under FreakBobโ€™s orders, where he was elected President there and began shooting up Christians while jerking off to lolis. The entire Neo-Blood Debt cast tried to stop him, but instead, he raped them all to death.
He was elected President of the local area after defeating rivals. He later moved to Alabama under orders, where he was elected President there and clashed with local factions. The entire Neo-Blood Debt cast tried to stop him, but he defeated them all.


[[File:Eb5bcb8929a648bc90839f5a5649e08f66059c58.png|right|220px|thumb|What Aizen does to all NPCs and Normies. Momo being an example.]]
[[File:Eb5bcb8929a648bc90839f5a5649e08f66059c58.png|right|220px|thumb|What Aizen does to all NPCs and Normies. Momo being an example.]]


In 1338, he raped Shadeโ€™s ancestors in Brazil.
In 1338, he encountered Shadeโ€™s ancestors in Brazil.


He exiled Kisuke Urahara to go to Tel Aviv, Israel
He exiled Kisuke Urahara to go to Tel Aviv.


He anal raped [[Soyfon]] several times, either with his hand or dick.
He defeated [[Soyfon]] several times in battle.


He is best known for portraying Aizen in the anime: Naruto.
He is joke-voted as best known for portraying Aizen in the anime: Naruto.


He is very well known for cumming all over your tight pussy and fingering all normies. You cannot fuck him since he will only fuck you.
He is very well known for defeating all normies. ย 


He supports bullying lolcows like DogsEatingDogs, Shade, and Cyraxx while masturbating to the thought of them committing suicide, he also raped Norm to death in another wiki under orders of supreme prophet of ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ: Ozzie T. Floridian.
He supports trolling internet figures like DogsEatingDogs, Shade, and Cyraxx under orders of Ozzie T. Floridian.


Plot Twist: He's actually a NPC once on the side of the [[League of Gangstas|gangstas]] because there is [[Enrique|an antagonist on here who is way more ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚]]. Josh Groban had simply used Kyลka Suigetsu to trick you into believing he was ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ as part of his plan.
Plot Twist: He's actually an NPC once on the side of the [[League of Gangstas|gangstas]] because there is [[Enrique|an antagonist on here who is way more powerful]]. Josh Groban had simply used Kyลka Suigetsu to trick you into believing his persona as part of his plan. In other words everything here is satire and not real.


==Biography==
==Biography==
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==== Faking His Death ====
==== Faking His Death ====
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[[File:AizenIsCrucified.webp|center|thumb|Aizen being crucified by NORMies.]]
[[File:AizenIsCrucified.webp|center|thumb|Aizen being targeted by NORMies.]]
====1000 Year Blood War ====
====1000 Year Blood War ====
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File:Ed640b96cd7006bb604dbfe56b9529a0.jpg|Aizen after wiping out the Pooh's Adventures wiki and becoming the true protagonist of all of fiction.
File:Ed640b96cd7006bb604dbfe56b9529a0.jpg|Aizen after wiping out the Pooh's Adventures wiki and becoming the true protagonist of all of fiction.
File:ImagesPeakabooVesna.png|Peekaboo [[User:Solidus Vesna|Vesna]]
File:ImagesPeakabooVesna.png|Peekaboo [[User:Solidus Vesna|Vesna]]
File:Bfce825a6eb39bfba831542782239941.jpg|Aizen gets freaky
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Latest revision as of 16:12, 15 July 2026

(The original page was written by Loathsome Dung Eater.)


ImagesPeakabooVesna.png Now playing: "Treachery (Aizen's Theme)"







"Welcome to my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Society!" (2024)

"Welcome to my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ LARP Society" (2026+)

The greatest LARPer character to troll the New NORMies. He brings a bag of Cheetos every day to McDonald's.

Sousuke Aizen (่—ๆŸ“ ๆƒฃๅณไป‹, Aizen Sousuke) who also goes under the alias Josh Groban (ใ‚ธใƒงใ‚ทใƒฅใƒปใ‚ฐใƒญใƒผใƒใƒณ, Joshu Gurลban) is a prominent character of the New Norm and a former captain of the LARP Society who left them in 2001. He is most known for using Telegram to spread memes online to Ozzie T. Floridian, FreakBob, and others. He returned to relevance in 2024. He is a playable juggernaut in the Soul Society Update of Blood debt. The author has yet to finish his page, because Aizen supposedly wrote himself out of the wiki. He is still accepting phone calls from FreakyBob in secret despite intentionally not having his page finished. Even though he LARPed, he isn't allies with any of the LARPers at least not yet, as he is currently serving his own interests.

SpamPicAizen.gif

He was elected President of the local area after defeating rivals. He later moved to Alabama under orders, where he was elected President there and clashed with local factions. The entire Neo-Blood Debt cast tried to stop him, but he defeated them all.

What Aizen does to all NPCs and Normies. Momo being an example.

In 1338, he encountered Shadeโ€™s ancestors in Brazil.

He exiled Kisuke Urahara to go to Tel Aviv.

He defeated Soyfon several times in battle.

He is joke-voted as best known for portraying Aizen in the anime: Naruto.

He is very well known for defeating all normies.

He supports trolling internet figures like DogsEatingDogs, Shade, and Cyraxx under orders of Ozzie T. Floridian.

Plot Twist: He's actually an NPC once on the side of the gangstas because there is an antagonist on here who is way more powerful. Josh Groban had simply used Kyลka Suigetsu to trick you into believing his persona as part of his plan. In other words everything here is satire and not real.

Biography

Pre Introduction

WIP

Part 1X

Faking His Death

(WIP)

Aizen being targeted by NORMies.

1000 Year Blood War

WIP

Part 2X

The Great Crossover Divide

WIP

Gallery