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== Retarded backstory ==
== Retarded backstory ==
Lewa was some fag from Mata Nui Island which was colonized by Mr Game and Watch and became a NPC, he stayed with the NPCs as a femboy cum-dumpster and believed that anal sex was the true need of everyone, even when [[Fugi-Dove]] came in to convert him into freakism, Lewa kicked him in the nuts, before Lewa was shot in the head by [[Tahu]], and Lewa’s brains were everywhere and everyone ate the brain of him.
Lewa was some fag from Mata Nui Island which was colonized by Mr Game and Watch and became a NPC, he stayed with the NPCs as a femboy cum-dumpster and believed that anal sex was the true wayn of ssx, even when [[Fugi-Dove]] came in to convert him into freakism, Lewa kicked him in the nuts, before Lewa was shot in the head by [[Tahu]], and Lewa’s brains were everywhere and everyone ate the brain of him.


Lewa was so inbred that the Toa Mata considered demoting him from the role of Toa Mata
Lewa was so inbred that the Toa Mata considered demoting him from the role of Toa Mata, because he was so retarded and inbred

Latest revision as of 09:50, 4 June 2026

The inbred larper

Toa Lewa is a NPC LARPER!

Retarded backstory[edit | edit source]

Lewa was some fag from Mata Nui Island which was colonized by Mr Game and Watch and became a NPC, he stayed with the NPCs as a femboy cum-dumpster and believed that anal sex was the true wayn of ssx, even when Fugi-Dove came in to convert him into freakism, Lewa kicked him in the nuts, before Lewa was shot in the head by Tahu, and Lewa’s brains were everywhere and everyone ate the brain of him.

Lewa was so inbred that the Toa Mata considered demoting him from the role of Toa Mata, because he was so retarded and inbred