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'''Ducks''' also known as '''Photino Birds''' are the sacred animal of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! and are the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดist animals next to mouse lemurs in the entirety of Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible. They are the foot soldiers and sacred citizens of the organization. Unlike the Great ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gods, who are beings/deities/characters born from the Collective Omniverse that have awakened their Gestalt gene and turn to the dark side, | '''Ducks''' also known as '''Photino Birds''' are the sacred animal of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! and are the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดist animals next to mouse lemurs in the entirety of Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible. They are the foot soldiers and sacred citizens of the organization. Unlike the Great ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gods, who are beings/deities/characters born from the Collective Omniverse that have awakened their Gestalt gene and turn to the dark side, ducks on the other hand, are basically the naturally born pawns made of pure dark matter. They are given to any user of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene as a tools for the NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War. Due to having unusually high amounts of dark matter inside them, duck dick size is usually considered LARGER than LARGE. | ||
Along with the [[Parrots|nanus]], they are the most destructive birds in the [[Omniverse]] with each duck being a terrorist to a single NPC. These dark matter creatures hiss at people for no reason, love starting fights, and chasing terrified NPCs across dimensions with the confidence of a creature that knows reality itself cannot stop it. As dark-matter waterfowl occasionally hanging as mall pond ducks, they descend onto unsuspecting enemies to steal bread, bite ankles, and erase entire timelines as true FREAKS of nature. The NPCs fear these true FREAKERS, as every single one possesses the destructive instincts of an eldritch superweapon combined with the brain chemistry of deranged comedic maniac. | Along with the [[Parrots|nanus]], they are the most destructive birds in the [[Omniverse]] with each duck being a terrorist to a single NPC. These dark matter creatures hiss at people for no reason, love starting fights, and chasing terrified NPCs across dimensions with the confidence of a creature that knows reality itself cannot stop it. As dark-matter waterfowl occasionally hanging as mall pond ducks, they descend onto unsuspecting enemies to steal bread, bite ankles, and erase entire timelines as true FREAKS of nature. The NPCs fear these true FREAKERS, as every single one possesses the destructive instincts of an eldritch superweapon combined with the brain chemistry of deranged comedic maniac. | ||
Revision as of 19:23, 31 May 2026
โโ โ AI Narration on Photino Birdsโ
— Born from the dark matter they arrive, Photino Birds, they hunger for stars. Each wing beat unravels fusion until light is no more.
Ducks also known as Photino Birds are the sacred animal of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety! and are the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดist animals next to mouse lemurs in the entirety of Fanboy & Chum Chum Bible. They are the foot soldiers and sacred citizens of the organization. Unlike the Great ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gods, who are beings/deities/characters born from the Collective Omniverse that have awakened their Gestalt gene and turn to the dark side, ducks on the other hand, are basically the naturally born pawns made of pure dark matter. They are given to any user of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gene as a tools for the NPC-๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War. Due to having unusually high amounts of dark matter inside them, duck dick size is usually considered LARGER than LARGE.
Along with the nanus, they are the most destructive birds in the Omniverse with each duck being a terrorist to a single NPC. These dark matter creatures hiss at people for no reason, love starting fights, and chasing terrified NPCs across dimensions with the confidence of a creature that knows reality itself cannot stop it. As dark-matter waterfowl occasionally hanging as mall pond ducks, they descend onto unsuspecting enemies to steal bread, bite ankles, and erase entire timelines as true FREAKS of nature. The NPCs fear these true FREAKERS, as every single one possesses the destructive instincts of an eldritch superweapon combined with the brain chemistry of deranged comedic maniac.