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''This may or may not be a Fullmetal Alchemist reference.''{{Quote|Diet Coke Monday!!!!!!!!|Kanako}}{{Quote|I want to '''Die'''....|Kanako as a chimera}}{{Character Box 1|name=Kanako Ketsukane|image=Screenshot 2024-10-29 9.25.36 PM.png|caption=Art by MaskedPhanton47|gender={{Female character}}|sexuality=She's a fucking child....|species=Fox <small>(formerly)</small><br>Fox Chimera|ethnicity=[[File:Flag of Japan.png|20px]] Japanese???|parents=[[Ceroba Ketsukane | Ceroba]] <small>(mother)</small><br>[[Chujin Ketsukane | Chujin]] <small>(step-father)</small>|portrayer=|status=Semi-Deceased|friends=[[𝓓𝓪𝓷 | | ''This may or may not be a Fullmetal Alchemist reference.''{{Quote|Diet Coke Monday!!!!!!!!|Kanako}}{{Quote|I want to '''Die'''....|Kanako as a chimera}}{{Character Box 1|name=Kanako Ketsukane|image=Screenshot 2024-10-29 9.25.36 PM.png|caption=Art by MaskedPhanton47|gender={{Female character}}|sexuality=She's a fucking child....|species=Fox <small>(formerly)</small><br>Fox Chimera|ethnicity=[[File:Flag of Japan.png|20px]] Japanese???|parents=[[Ceroba Ketsukane | Ceroba]] <small>(mother)</small><br>[[Chujin Ketsukane | Chujin]] <small>(step-father)</small>|portrayer=|status=Semi-Deceased|friends=[[𝓓𝓪𝓷 | [[Enrique|Mort]]]] & [[Chris ([[Enrique|Mort]] Vs.) | Chris]]<br><small>(Adopted Big Brothers)</small>|pronouns=She/Her|alignment=Lawful Good|theme=[[File:Ashes of Dreams English Version.mp3]]}} | ||
'''Kanako Ketsukane''' (''ケツカネ カナコ''), '''''prounonced "Can-of-Coke"''''', is the daughter of [[Ceroba Ketsukane|Ceroba]] and [[Chujin Ketsukane|Chujin]]. She appears as the few if not only character that [[𝓓𝓪𝓷| | '''Kanako Ketsukane''' (''ケツカネ カナコ''), '''''prounonced "Can-of-Coke"''''', is the daughter of [[Ceroba Ketsukane|Ceroba]] and [[Chujin Ketsukane|Chujin]]. She appears as the few if not only character that [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|[[Enrique|Mort]]]], [[Terry Perry|Perry]], [[SpongeBob SquarePants|Spongebob]], [[Squidward Q. Tentacles|Squidward]], and [[Diego Marcoson|Diego]] treat as a little sister due to her parents negligence towards the little fox. She technically serves as one of the main tritagonists of the entire [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga]]. | ||
Why do some Undertale Yellow fans sexualize this character even though she is a '''<big>MINOR!!!!!!!!</big>''' | Why do some Undertale Yellow fans sexualize this character even though she is a '''<big>MINOR!!!!!!!!</big>''' | ||
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=== Early Life and Childhood=== | === Early Life and Childhood=== | ||
[[File:Art by Ibaraki Dōji.jpg|thumb|169x169px|This is what she thinks, poor child.|left]] | [[File:Art by Ibaraki Dōji.jpg|thumb|169x169px|This is what she thinks, poor child.|left]] | ||
Kanako was a accident that Ceroba accidentally didn't use condoms on a mysterious person that even Chujin doesn't know about. Kanako was almost aborted as Ceroba hated fucking kids but the birth was successful. Kanako, as expected, was treated awful by her parents but still loved them. She often hanged out with [[𝓓𝓪𝓷| | Kanako was a accident that Ceroba accidentally didn't use condoms on a mysterious person that even Chujin doesn't know about. Kanako was almost aborted as Ceroba hated fucking kids but the birth was successful. Kanako, as expected, was treated awful by her parents but still loved them. She often hanged out with [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|[[Enrique|Mort]]]] and [[Starlo]], calling them both "Big Brother", she also hanged around with [[Enrique|Mort]]'s friends as they would go to [[Chuck E Cheese]] together. | ||
Kanako was still drugged by Chujin because he's an asshole so this led to her having multiple disorders like [[Autism|Autism <small>(Mild)</small>]], ADHD, Schizophrenia, Paranoia, Anxiety, Bipolar Disorder, and a few other minor ones. | Kanako was still drugged by Chujin because he's an asshole so this led to her having multiple disorders like [[Autism|Autism <small>(Mild)</small>]], ADHD, Schizophrenia, Paranoia, Anxiety, Bipolar Disorder, and a few other minor ones. | ||
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=====Chimera Time===== | =====Chimera Time===== | ||
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[[File: | [[File:[[Enrique|Mort]] Vs. Memories-2.jpg|center|thumb|640x640px|[[Enrique|Mort]]'s grief over Kanako's current state.]] | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 18:20, 15 April 2026
The following is complete, 100%, without a doubt, according to the creator, sarcastically, A JOKE. Don't be triggered about this or I might go insane on you. READ AT YOUR RISK. |
This article is rated Count von Count. |
This may or may not be a Fullmetal Alchemist reference.
“⠀⠀Diet Coke Monday!!!!!!!!„
— Kanako
“⠀⠀I want to Die....„
— Kanako as a chimera
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Fox (formerly) | |
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She/Her | |
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[[𝓓𝓪𝓷 | Mort]] & [[Chris (Mort Vs.) | Chris]] | |
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She's a fucking child.... | |
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Lawful Good | |
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Kanako Ketsukane (ケツカネ カナコ), prounonced "Can-of-Coke", is the daughter of Ceroba and Chujin. She appears as the few if not only character that [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|Mort]], Perry, Spongebob, Squidward, and Diego treat as a little sister due to her parents negligence towards the little fox. She technically serves as one of the main tritagonists of the entire 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga.
Why do some Undertale Yellow fans sexualize this character even though she is a MINOR!!!!!!!!
Biography
Early Life and Childhood
Kanako was a accident that Ceroba accidentally didn't use condoms on a mysterious person that even Chujin doesn't know about. Kanako was almost aborted as Ceroba hated fucking kids but the birth was successful. Kanako, as expected, was treated awful by her parents but still loved them. She often hanged out with [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|Mort]] and Starlo, calling them both "Big Brother", she also hanged around with Mort's friends as they would go to Chuck E Cheese together.
Kanako was still drugged by Chujin because he's an asshole so this led to her having multiple disorders like Autism (Mild), ADHD, Schizophrenia, Paranoia, Anxiety, Bipolar Disorder, and a few other minor ones.
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Saga
Space arc
Chimera Time
Ceroba injected a serum made by a mysterious black figure to fix all of Kanako's mental disorders but Kanako suffered a lot during this and transformed into a chimera thing that is in pain every second. Mort and his goons came in and almost killed Ceroba but it was too late as Kanako can never get fixed ever again. She is currently under the hospitalization of the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 society while her Dad is in the group being freaked on because he is worthless as fuck. The team is currently working on a cure for this and might take a few seasons to complete but in the meanwhile she can talk fluently but that's the only thing that progressed now.
[[File:Mort Vs. Memories-2.jpg|center|thumb|640x640px|Mort's grief over Kanako's current state.]]
